crack hooker wont stay off my lawn!! help?

1. 2016-08-22 at 3:02 AM UTC

   #1
   nonarky Houston
   a crack whore wont stay off my lawn, she walks up and down the street flashing her flat ass to oncoming cars, then she comes to my lawn and chills there then wont leave until somebody picks her up. what can i do?
2. 2016-08-22 at 3:04 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   throw crack rocks into traffic
3. 2016-08-22 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   throw crack rocks into traffic

   How dare you?... Both a Thanks and Cuck for this idea because it's actually a good idea but also a terrible thing to do. There are thousands of things that look like crack rocks you could throw and save that white gold, beautiful little crumps of God's dried up white blood. God, I would walk straight into traffic for a hit right now, goddammit.
   
   OP, maybe you could have some decency and invite the fine lady into your house and get your dick sucked for tree fiddy. Don't be rude.
4. 2016-08-22 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   If she's on your property, i think you have the right to shoot her if she doesn't leave after you ask her to.
5. 2016-08-22 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Who the fuck cares it's a free capitalist society and she can do whatever the fuck she wants as long as it doesn't prevent you from doing what you want. She could open an orange stand and give blow jobs on your lawn and WHAT THE FUCK would you do about it?. Probably call the police because your a bitch ass cuck. Either shoot the woman or fucking ignore it and shut the fuck up.
   
   If it was me I would have already got in her face and threatened her life, maybe fire a few shoots in her direction instead of making a thread about how clueless I am.
   
6. 2016-08-22 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   … instead of making a thread about how clueless I am.

   
   how to look for job guys?
7. 2016-08-22 at 4:10 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I know how to look for jobs, the thread was about motivation and effort.
8. 2016-08-22 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   how to look for job guys?

   open an orange stand and give blow jobs

   
   And once again the Spacenigga Crew has figured it out.
9. 2016-08-22 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Actually not a bad idea.
   
   
   
10. 2016-08-22 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #10
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    charge her rent.
11. 2016-08-23 at 12:13 AM UTC

    #11
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    got a pitbull and yew get a staffya
12. 2016-08-23 at 9:39 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Actually not a bad idea.
    
    

    That's glorious. Respect.