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  1. #41
    Originally posted by DietPiano (I don't really wanna live in Texas)

    Maybe temporarily, but man that's a lot of desert.

    East Teaxas looks nice, but kind of muted compared to more heavily forested areas in the rest of the country.

    Whatever floats your boat man.
  2. #42
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by -mal- You’re a literal rapist. I feel no need to even try to degrade you more than myself and cheezbrgrs already have. And everyone knows it now.

    i don't think you know what the word "literal" means.
  3. #43
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    lets make this thread 30 pages long at least

  4. #44
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby The only thing im going to be thieving is your asshole you faggot

    good boy...ive trained you well. now get your tongue down there and start thieving the klingons, you shit fiending ass wiper.
  5. #45
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
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  6. #46
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by infinityshock good boy…ive trained you well. now get your tongue down there and start thieving the klingons, you shit fiending ass wiper.

    Originally posted by EllariaSand image

    These two posts go together. Poor Infinityshock will never get over his fetishisation of shit, his own or other people's and that is sad.

    I wonder if he's one of these people who saves all his individual shits in bags to go back over later? I mean he clearly knows his shit, and shit I mean literally, not as a synonym for stuff. Can he smell high glucose from a shit? Maybe even cancer, the way some dogs can?

    I liked all of my exes, even the ones that I dumped. It is very beautiful the way men and women can combine and ease each other's psychological insecurities, and make each other feel good, even after a long day of work. We are natural allies. It is very important to society, to the individual, and to life as a whole.
  7. #47
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
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  8. #48
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
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  9. #49
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I'm an evil piece of shit. I tell people that right off the bat. As for relationships I avoid them like city cops.
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  10. #50
    I’m about to stock my fridge with a bunch of pudding cups cuz fuck you nigga I can
  11. #51
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm an evil piece of shit. I tell people that right off the bat. As for relationships I avoid them like city cops.


    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m about to stock my fridge with a bunch of pudding cups cuz fuck you nigga I can

    I (seriously) bet this sort of shit draws people right in, like flies to shit.
  12. #52
    You don’t like pudding cups?
  13. #53
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala You don’t like pudding cups?

    What are they?

    Like Christmas pudding?

    Yeah, seems simple enough for you to trap a male.

    :p
  14. #54
    Lol @ trap a male. The pudding is for ME!

    But hmmmm pudding cups are just pudding...in little snack cups.
  15. #55
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm an evil piece of shit. I tell people that right off the bat. As for relationships I avoid them like city cops.


    ive noticed both country and city cops are retards and easy to get away with stuff, id still chill w you even though you're

    "evil" evil is a strong word. im more into mischief
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  16. #56
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol @ trap a male. The pudding is for ME!

    But hmmmm pudding cups are just pudding…in little snack cups.

    Yeah, but you're almost the same age as me. If I caught a woman I'd regard it as catching her.
  17. #57
    I’m not really sure what you are talking about. It’s just pudding lol.
  18. #58
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m not really sure what you are talking about. It’s just pudding lol.

    On the exact hour of their 38th birthday 98% of women suddenly acquire an extreme level of mathematical literacy.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by RestStop I'm an evil piece of shit. I tell people that right off the bat. As for relationships I avoid them like city cops.

    Yeah, I overheard one of my old charge nurses calling me a "mean, evil person" back when I was withdrawing. I mean I totally was, but it more like a "don't talk to me, I'm dying in pain" kind of thing.

    She got fired. And she was nice.

    I miss her.
  20. #60
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cootehill These two posts go together. Poor Infinityshock will never get over his fetishisation of shit, his own or other people's and that is sad.

    I wonder if he's one of these people who saves all his individual shits in bags to go back over later? I mean he clearly knows his shit, and shit I mean literally, not as a synonym for stuff. Can he smell high glucose from a shit? Maybe even cancer, the way some dogs can?

    the best way to find out is to accept my invitation to sample my bar tending skills in making a roofie daiquiri...and all will be revealed.
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