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Has anyone tried a "salt water flush" before?

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    It will induce explosive diarrhea. Get a big glass of water and mix in a few tablespoons of salt. It will be way too salty - causing your body to reject it - and out it all goes, along with everything else.

    Good way to get everything out, and detox your body, apparently.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i used to eat rock salt to try to get sick so i wouldn't have to go to school

    i would start to feel bad then i would be like MOM HELP ME IM SALTING!!!!
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  3. #3
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor i used to eat cock salt to try to get sick so i wouldn't have to go to school

    i would start to feel bad then i would be like MOM HELP ME IM SALTING!!!!

    i have some cock salt you can eat, you degenerate handsome and well tanned individual pedo-magnet
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    so im the magnet and ur the pedo??? why don't you have a seat right over there
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor so im the magnet and ur the pedo??? why don't you have a seat right over there

    im going to have the seat located below your lower back and above your upper thighs and when im done with it you wont be sitting down again for a very, very long time
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    actually retard im going to fuck you making you my unterbottomensch bitchboy, make sure you bring your tutu and those bells you clamp on your nipples

    ill fuck u so hard ppl will start getting out their pocket change because they thought the salvation army was ringing for charity collections. the only charity happening will be my steamy cumloads gluing your intestines together..

    needless to say any time you shit in the future will probably leave in the shape of a hockey puck
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  7. #7
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor actually retard im going to fuck you making you my unterbottomensch bitchboy, make sure you bring your tutu and those bells you clamp on your nipples

    ill fuck u so hard ppl will start getting out their pocket change because they thought the salvation army was ringing for charity collections. the only charity happening will be my steamy cumloads gluing your intestines together..

    needless to say any time you shit in the future will probably leave in the shape of a hockey puck

    its a date. your place or mine
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ok just so you know , my cousins gonna tie you up to the air hockey table and fuck you up the ass while mashing your face down in-front of his goal while we play a game.

    when ur gasping in delight im going to hit one of your shit pucks (which we will be using to play the game of air hockey) right into your open cocksucker
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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Enterita It will induce explosive diarrhea. Get a big glass of water and mix in a few tablespoons of salt. It will be way too salty - causing your body to reject it - and out it all goes, along with everything else.

    Good way to get everything out, and detox your body, apparently.

    It's not that your body rejects it per se, but once it hits your digestive system your body redirects most of the water in your body to your intestines to balance it out

    Lots of water in your intestines=entire evening on the toilet

    Probably should just use magnesium citrate if you're going to do this, less risk of hypernatremia and you're probably deficient in magnesium anyway
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    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i use braggs apple cider vinegar with the mother to detox
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  12. #12
    kush_blunt Houston
    i thought you were talking about abortion technique when i saw the title
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    literally just drank a big glass of epsom salt water 10 minutes ago, what a coincidence
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    Originally posted by Enterita It will induce explosive diarrhea. Get a big glass of water and mix in a few tablespoons of salt. It will be way too salty - causing your body to reject it - and out it all goes, along with everything else.

    Good way to get everything out, and detox your body, apparently.

    Flush yourself down the toilet, faggot.
  15. #15
    well it seems to completely destroy any stim related vasoconstriction within like 20 minutes. that was pretty fucking nice feeling.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my lil brother does coffee enemas, but he's a hipster fuck
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor ok just so you know , my cousins gonna tie you up to the air hockey table and fuck you up the ass while mashing your face down in-front of his goal while we play a game.

    when ur gasping in delight im going to hit one of your shit pucks (which we will be using to play the game of air hockey) right into your open cocksucker

    may i join in on the offense side of this game?

    heheheheheehhehe
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my lil brother does coffee enemas, but he's a hipster fuck

    sounds like a gateway drug to meth enemas
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  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III sounds like a gateway drug to meth enemas

    i actually cackled
  20. #20
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by stare rape It's not that your body rejects it per se, but once it hits your digestive system your body redirects most of the water in your body to your intestines to balance it out

    Lots of water in your intestines=entire evening on the toilet

    Probably should just use magnesium citrate if you're going to do this, less risk of hypernatremia and you're probably deficient in magnesium anyway

    I love seeing quality advice. Magnesium is amazing stuff. I need to buy more.
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