That's one of the 4 foods on my bucket list. The other 3 are whale meat, shark fin soup, and human flesh. I want to know what all of them taste like.
K so, i hear long pig tastes like a combination of venison and boar. You know what you should do? You should buy a piece of venison and boar and a knife and slice thin slices of each meat and put them in a round cooking shape interchanging the slices, for flavoring add fresh basil and pepper between the slices, grab a sauté pan and fry the ends until they're nice and caramelized. Now comes the tricky part. Let the portions cool off for a bit and get the meat out of the shapes, then tie them up with special cooking rope like you would a
roulade and put them in a preheated oven to grill for 30 minutes.
Since we're eating game, i suggest a sweet red wine sauce to compliment the dish, for added awesomeness get a sweet red wine or liquor to accompany the meal.
Mmm, that sounds tasty af. Holy shit i'm totally making this for christmas. After my family has had their fill and have complimented my cooking skills sufficiently someone might say: Gee Soph, that was great. How'd you get the idea? And i'll say with supreme nonchalance: Hm? Boar and venison? It's what i hear people taste like.
