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"Pregnancy test says yes."
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2018-08-03 at 9:58 AM UTCJust got that text. Im on the tram home from work. Im having anxiety attack. This is the only thing keeping me distracted, typing this on my phone. Typing what im feeling. Breatbe. She just sent another message asking me to come over. This is fucked. This is fucked... what the fuck. Breathe. My whole life has changed.
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2018-08-03 at 9:59 AM UTCChill out. Don't get §m£ÂgØL'd. Paternity tests nigga. It ain't your baby.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-03 at 10:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by HTS Chill out. Don't get §m£ÂgØL'd. Paternity tests nigga. It ain't your baby.
Hahahaha §m£ÂgØL'd. Okay I feel better. And youre right. Only thing that worries me is we had sex twice without a condom. Like she wanted that, which makes me think she did this on purpose, which she denies. Like, why do this on purpose with multiple guys so she isnt sure? Ugh. -
2018-08-03 at 10:08 AM UTCgood news:u might not be preggors
badnews;
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2018-08-03 at 10:20 AM UTCCongratulations on the joyful news OP.
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2018-08-03 at 10:22 AM UTCop kept thinking he got pregors the last 4 times he took a kumshot into the ass as well this isnt disputable its a scientific claim he made lets keep that in mind
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2018-08-03 at 11:25 AM UTCYou should ask to see a picture of the test, or ask her if she has more tests laying around. Is she doesn't I would be suspect.
I don't particularly buy this yet, I've known people who use tinder that got blackmailed for money.
Usually it's like "I'll spred ur n00ds unless yu giv me 50 buckzz" or something, but I wouldn't put it past her to be trying to scare people like "Just give me some money to help with the baby and never see me again!".
If she asks for money right away, don't give it to her.
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2018-08-03 at 12:32 PM UTCYou need to actually watch 👁👁 her take the test! Then, and only then, I would believe it.
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2018-08-03 at 12:58 PM UTCYou're trolling. But if you weren't, it would still be your own damn faultThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-03 at 12:58 PM UTC
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2018-08-03 at 1 PM UTCShould've text back "paternity test says no"
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2018-08-03 at 1:01 PM UTCHate to be the one to break the bad news, but ENTER is trolling you all, folks.
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2018-08-03 at 1:04 PM UTC
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2018-08-03 at 1:06 PM UTClmfao at all you idiots thinking enter actually entered a vagina
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2018-08-03 at 1:07 PM UTC
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2018-08-03 at 1:09 PM UTC
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2018-08-03 at 1:32 PM UTCHope it’s a girl and she grows up to be a whore :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-03 at 9:59 PM UTC
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2018-08-04 at 1:14 AM UTC
Originally posted by stupid noob lmfao at all you idiots thinking enter actually entered a vagina
"Enter, ANYone can get laid! You put the pussy on the pedestal, bro?"
"Wait, you got laid? No you didnt. Thats impossible!"
Nice fat wife, btw. How does it feel Ive never resorted to fucking a fat chick, you fat wife fucker? Do you feed her bacon while you screw, fatty fat wife fucker?
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Anyway, I am going to be a father, I know this 100% sure. I am not being §m£ÂgØL'd. Or trolling lol. I even brought up the paternity test, and she was completely understandable and cool with that. Last night was actually okay. We even had sex again. -
2018-08-04 at 1:22 AM UTCplot twist: Enter is the one who's pregnantThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
