2018-08-03 at 5:26 AM UTC
God, youre all so psychologically BASIC.
And a biological father, you sneaky copout cunts.
2018-08-03 at 5:31 AM UTC
No you whiney Whitney Houston.
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2018-08-03 at 12:33 PM UTC
OP when you get a bit older you'll appreciate chicks with daddy issues...stop trying to handicap your future self.
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2018-08-03 at 12:34 PM UTC
I had my Daddy till I was 34. No daddy issues here! Please continue OP!
2018-08-03 at 12:38 PM UTC
So how many were “special” uncles?
2018-08-03 at 12:38 PM UTC
6 were black if that's what you mean.
2018-08-03 at 12:40 PM UTC
Lets just say my farts echo.
2018-08-03 at 1:26 PM UTC
Crack wasn't really around back then.
2018-08-03 at 1:28 PM UTC
So a regular whore then 🤔
2018-08-03 at 1:38 PM UTC
No she did it for pleasure not money.
2018-08-03 at 1:39 PM UTC
I had 7 step dads. Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Ken(widow Barbie), Leonardo(turtle), Gi joe and Hulk Hogan. Each of them taught me something that I took into consideration for the rest of my life. As you can see, I have a creative mind. I have common sense. This is why I've never committed a crime nor did any drugs in my life. I never needed a dad. I was already well disciplined.
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2018-08-03 at 1:40 PM UTC
It would have been great to have a bunch of stepmoms...you just know you could get into a Brazzer's situation with at least one of them.
2018-08-03 at 2:45 PM UTC
~L J~
African Astronaut
[this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
My dad is the bomb.com ❤️
2018-08-03 at 3:08 PM UTC
Originally posted by ~L J~
My dad is the bomb.com ❤️
Mommy?
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2018-08-03 at 4:06 PM UTC
OP is my dad and he ran away.
2018-08-03 at 5:18 PM UTC
anyone lacking daddy issues or desiring to expand their experiences with them is welcome to become one of my adoptees.