Everyone Let's Help Jedi Daryl get a girlfriend...

1. 2018-08-03 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   So the poor fellow will quit rambling on about Ceelia. Daryl has paid his dues...it's time for him to find himself a woman that loves him.
2. 2018-08-03 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   How do we get you to stop crying about bossbebe?
3. 2018-08-03 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho How do we get you to stop crying about bossbebe?

   
   Triggered?
4. 2018-08-03 at 2:02 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I don't need a girlfriend. All I want is food. I just want to get fat like Matt. He seems so cordial. I wanna be like that someday.
5. 2018-08-03 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Come over to my place Daryl. I'd like to feed you fresh Garden stew.
6. 2018-08-03 at 2:05 AM UTC

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   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   Triggered is a new word Matt learned. I just asked the question.
7. 2018-08-03 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Add chicken, black eyed peas with hot sauce in that stew and we got a deal my guy.
8. 2018-08-03 at 2:10 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Come over to my place Daryl. I'd like to feed you fresh Garden stew.

   
   "You looking for a free trip to the hospital?"
   
   Lol. Ur so fucking stupid! Smh
9. 2018-08-03 at 2:17 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by DontTellEm "You looking for a free trip to the hospital?"
   
   Lol. Ur so fucking stupid! Smh

   
   April, I want to have unprotected sex with you and provide you with another child.
10. 2018-08-03 at 2:28 AM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Why don't you two faggots date each other instead and STFU.
11. 2018-08-03 at 2:54 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by joerell Why don't you two faggots date each other instead and STFU.

    
    that
    
    and post live streaming video of the hot dildo banging action
12. 2018-08-03 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Ok. No rock paper scissors Matt. You're the receiver. I'm the dominant one in this relationship and you're gonna enjoy it!
13. 2018-08-03 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Tamara was the dominant one in the last relationship, so I'm sure you'd understand. She was just...too powerful man.
14. 2018-08-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm puny and fragile. She felt bad for me. I saw the look in her eyes when she first saw me. It was not what she had expected. I felt it.
15. 2018-08-03 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Dad, I failed you.
16. 2018-08-03 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Sorry dad.
17. 2018-08-03 at 3:07 AM UTC

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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    lol