Would you marry a porn star?

1. 2018-08-02 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   Be like, "Baby Imma get you out of here, you ain't gonna have to live like this"
   
   And she's a wonderful young woman like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and will be loyal to you for life BUT
   has fucked hundreds of men on camera
   
   Could you do it? True love? With a porn star?
2. 2018-08-02 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Personally, I wouldn't because how would I know if she faking whilst having intercourse with her even if she says she didn't?
3. 2018-08-02 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Personally, I wouldn't because how would I know if she faking whilst having intercourse with her even if she says she didn't?

   
   So, you'll never get married (to a woman)?
4. 2018-08-02 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   On the contrary, I would put a 24k gold ring on top of my laptop and convince myself that were married legally.
5. 2018-08-02 at 9:50 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cupocheer So, you'll never get married (to a woman)?

   
   Lol, cup, if you were a retired pornstar, I'd gladly make an exception, just this once.
6. 2018-08-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   But you have to be female.
   
   
   
   ,,
7. 2018-08-02 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Doing porn/prostitution (all porn stars start off as prostitutes) just shows you've got what it takes to make it, no matter what.
   
   No problem here.
   
   Even though the herpes rate in the industry is supposed to be near 100%.
8. 2018-08-02 at 10:34 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Lol, cup, if you were a retired pornstar, I'd gladly make an exception, just this once.

   
   Thank you, darling. What an unbelievable compliment!
   
   But since I'm not you won't have to mend your ways.
9. 2018-08-02 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl But you have to be female.
   
   
   
   ,,

   
   Moi? But of course, cheri.
10. 2018-08-02 at 11:16 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Prove it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • cupocheer
11. 2018-08-02 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut
    just pay her 125k to keep her mouth shut and have an affair
    
    that's how Trump did it.. Wut culd go rong?
12. 2018-08-03 at 12:55 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Prove it

    
    Prove I'm not since you brought the subject up.
13. 2018-08-03 at 12:59 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Well guys, I'm cup. I'm the mastermind behind some of these female profiles.
14. 2018-08-03 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BummyMofo Be like, "Baby Imma get you out of here, you ain't gonna have to live like this"
    
    And she's a wonderful young woman like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman and will be loyal to you for life BUT
    has fucked hundreds of men on camera
    
    Could you do it? True love? With a porn star?

    
    i dont see why not. virtually every poster on this site id make my prison wife and rent out to the other cons for honey buns and cigarettes
15. 2018-08-03 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm the mastermind behind

    
    thats accurate
16. 2018-08-03 at 1:19 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
17. 2018-08-03 at 1:20 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga
    I just want the pussy.
18. 2018-08-03 at 1:35 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RestStop I just want the pussy.

    
    There's millions of them, it's a matter of which one you'd tie yourself down with...
19. 2018-08-03 at 2:05 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by BummyMofo tie yourself down with…

    
    None.
20. 2018-08-10 at 3:01 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by BummyMofo There's millions of them, it's a matter of which one you'd tie yourself down with…

    
    stfu nigger and get back into the field before your massa finds out youre lolly gagging again.