There are 1640 calories in a bottle of vodka

1. 2018-08-02 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #21
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cupocheer Wrong pyramid.
   
   Vodka is a cheap drunk's cheap drunk.

   
   So you’re saying vodka is what you’re drinking every fucking day?
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   • Cootehill
2. 2018-08-02 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Number13 Gimme some cocktail recipes lanny

   
   Been making these recently: https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/05/auld-draper-cocktail-byrrh-gin-drink-recipe.html
   
   It's a nice not-too-heavy drink for after dinner, although I guess you're supposed to drink it before? I've never really been convinced of the aperitif thing
   
   

   Originally posted by EllariaSand So you’re saying vodka is what you’re drinking every fucking day?

   
   Why not? A lot better than 4-6 beers.
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   • Number13
3. 2018-08-02 at 5:50 PM UTC

   #23
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I do believe the drunk, ES, was addressing me, Lanny.
   
   
   Have a cup of coffee, dear.
4. 2018-08-02 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by Lanny Been making these recently: https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/05/auld-draper-cocktail-byrrh-gin-drink-recipe.html
   
   It's a nice not-too-heavy drink for after dinner, although I guess you're supposed to drink it before? I've never really been convinced of the aperitif thing

   
   Not too much of a fan of gin myself, though I've only tried the standard gin+tonic.
   
   You gonna get yourself a minibar?
5. 2018-08-02 at 7:56 PM UTC

   #25
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by cupocheer I do believe the drunk, ES, was addressing is me, Lanny.
   
   
   Have a cup of coffee, dear.

   
   You’ve identified yourself as “the drunk I was referring to” perhaps you should be drinking the coffee ☕️
6. 2018-08-02 at 9:54 PM UTC

   #26
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   ah ha ..
   
   So the vodka bottle is empty.
7. 2018-08-03 at 3:30 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by cupocheer I do believe the drunk, ES, was addressing me, Lanny.
   
   
   Have a cup of coffee, dear.

   
   And I do believe I wasn't talking to you, dumb cunt.
   
   

   Originally posted by Number13 Not too much of a fan of gin myself, though I've only tried the standard gin+tonic.
   
   You gonna get yourself a minibar?

   
   My "old dude with a little too much money" goal is to build a bar one day, but I need to live somewhere where I have space first.
8. 2018-08-03 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Lanny And I do believe I wasn't talking to you, dumb cunt.
   
   
   
   My "old dude with a little too much money" goal is to build a bar one day, but I need to live somewhere where I have space first.

   
   a bar doesnt need to have a lot of space. just drinks.