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  1. #21
    Lel, you know me too well. You even topped it off with some totse nostalgia.

    Okay, I'm going to not think about it. I'm going to play it by ear. If she says yes, I will bring her over and try to fuck her. But if she says no, I don't know what I will do. And I genuinely mean that, I do not know what that will do to my psyche, if anything. I will know when she says no, I guess.
  2. #22
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lel, you know me too well. You even topped it off with some totse nostalgia.

    Okay, I'm going to not think about it. I'm going to play it by ear. If she says yes, I will bring her over and try to fuck her. But if she says no, I don't know what I will do. And I genuinely mean that, I do not know what that will do to my psyche, if anything. I will know when she says no, I guess.

    Malice gained 2 influence.
    Enter lost 1 edge and gained 1 honor.
    Sophie gained status amused.
  3. #23
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The scene:

    Enter attempts to be romantic, seem affluent and tasteful, by offering her a glass of champagne with her meal. As he prepares to uncork it, he blunders, "Don't you just hate it when the cork flies out and hits you in the eye like a big pizza pie in the sky?"

    He then quietly excuses himself to the bathroom.

    After an excessive period of time sufficient to rouse his date she goes to knock and ask if he's okay.

    It was later found with the walls showered with blood, even some on the ceiling, having exacted deep and fearless cuts to the arteries with excellent technique.

    Written on the walls with his own essence, essence of the body imprinting the essence of the mind, of who he truly was, revealing, in his final moments of vulnerability and liberation: "I just wanted to be loved."

    2.) A tip: Crown skinless skin condoms are an excellent value. Affordable and highly rated among both males and females; famous among condom aficionados, in fact. I've only tested two out of my pack via masturbation (regrettably my streak of purity was broken), but they really are the closest thing to nothing at all. They are very well designed and manufactured. Only around $14 US for a 100, a far far better deal than other condoms that attempt to portray themselves as high quality. Those sold at physical locations aren't even worth mentioning. I recall Jerome writing glowingly of "Sir Richard's" condoms some time ago, saying that despite the high cost they were well worth it due to the quality. Bah, these are the kinds of overpriced premium products marketed to those with higher incomes and lower price sensitivities, who place a large premium on things not supported by evidence, such as non-GMO and organic food. These are a mere .14, 21 fold cheaper!

    http://www.condomdepot.com/reviews/c...wn-condoms.cfm

    It's not merely marketing, they truly do feel remarkably natural. In fact, were people to heed my advice, I would not be surprised at many later expressing their discontent towards me for causing them premature ejaculation.
  4. #24
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Where's Jerome anyway.
  5. #25
    I think I might be the only guy who doesn't mind condoms, but if I ever get a girlfriend again I'll possibly by those. Usually I fuck her without a condom, and then put one on when I've had my fun and wanna orgasm. I also like playing with the semen inside the bag after I'm done.
  6. #26
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I think I might be the only guy who doesn't mind condoms, but if I ever get a girlfriend again I'll possibly by those. Usually I fuck her without a condom, and then put one on when I've had my fun and wanna orgasm. I also like playing with the semen inside the bag after I'm done.

    [greentext]>I also like playing with the semen inside the bag after I'm done.[/greentext]

    Not weird at all.
  7. #27
    Well, tomorrow's the moment of truth. If she says yes, I'll feel so confident and happy that a girl didn't reject me.

    But if she says no... well... I don't know. -_- The last girl didn't say no, and they say all women are the same...
  8. #28
    If she says no, that's fuckin' bullshit.
  9. #29
    Well, today was the day.

    I decided I would ask her as I was leaving. I was fine with it up until five minutes beforehand. Then when I was walking up to her I started feeling myself going red. I went to the bathroom instead and checked in the mirror -- my face was fine, but my whole neck was red as fuck. I decided to put on my jacket and zip it all the way to the top. You could still see it was red.

    I had to make my skin look normal! I couldn't believe I was this nervous. I went to the drinking fountain and started drinking lots of water. I paced around in the lobby, trying to remember what the fuck I was meant to say. I had planned it out word for word just before, but now my brain was mush!

    I didn't go with the virtual reality question route. I decided to get straight to the point, and say since we're both single, why not try dating?

    So I waited around for her friends to leave, so I could ask her out privately, and went in to make my move. Most nervous I've ever been since I can fucking remember.

    https://twitter.com/theofficebbc/status/190945839370350592
  10. #30
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Well, today was the day.

    I decided I would ask her as I was leaving. I was fine with it up until five minutes beforehand. Then when I was walking up to her I started feeling myself going red. I went to the bathroom instead and checked in the mirror – my face was fine, but my whole neck was red as fuck. I decided to put on my jacket and zip it all the way to the top. You could still see it was red.

    I had to make my skin look normal! I couldn't believe I was this nervous. I went to the drinking fountain and started drinking lots of water. I paced around in the lobby, trying to remember what the fuck I was meant to say. I had planned it out word for word just before, but now my brain was mush!

    I didn't go with the virtual reality question route. I decided to get straight to the point, and say since we're both single, why not try dating?

    So I waited around for her friends to leave, so I could ask her out privately, and went in to make my move. Most nervous I've ever been since I can fucking remember.

    https://twitter.com/theofficebbc/status/190945839370350592




    Except for Malice.
  11. #31
    When I was walking to my car, I saw hers next to mine. I was seriously considering keying it or slashing the tire or something, but there are cameras there and on retrospect, she'd know it was me.
  12. #32
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    When I was walking to my car, I saw hers next to mine. I was seriously considering keying it or slashing the tire or something, but there are cameras there and on retrospect, she'd know it was me.

    Indeed, is your ego that fragile?
  13. #33
    I don't know. I'm not angry right now. I don't know what to feel. I'm numb.
  14. #34
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't know. I'm not angry right now. I don't know what to feel. I'm numb.

    What if the only way to finally become free is to abandon your own existence? Will you have lived if you die tonight? Or will you live for once by taking matters into your own hands? Is uncertainty the only friend, ever present, that will wave you farewell?
  15. #35
    Well, two things are for sure right now.

    1) I hate women again.

    and

    2) I'm gonna go take a shit.
  16. #36
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    k
  17. #37
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    http://niggasin.space/forum/spurious...259#post105259

    Is moving out hard?

    No.

    …But I am. ;)

    Nah just kidding, I'm depressed as fuck, I won't be getting it up for at least a couple of days…


    http://niggasin.space/forum/bitch-an...5-i-m-very-sad
    I'm very sad.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI


    [SIZE=20px]I was ready.[/SIZE]


  18. #38
    lmfao.
  19. #39
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    http://niggasin.space/forum/spurious...259#post105259




    http://niggasin.space/forum/bitch-an...5-i-m-very-sad
    I'm very sad.




    [SIZE=20px]I was ready.[/SIZE]



    You're one to talk, what was it you said about never so much as holding a girl's hand or kissing? Enter may be a beta edgelord but you take the fucking cake. (No offense <3)
  20. #40
    The thing that sucks is I don't even consider myself beta anymore. I get laid, I've even had a long-term girlfriend.

    I don't fucking know with women. I just don't fucking know.
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