Hi I'm Tommy

1. 2018-08-01 at 10:13 PM UTC

   #1
   TommyTarTar Yung Blood
   I am 23 and from Reno Nv.
   
   I bought an expensive procam 4k and I was curious if the fridge light goes out when you shut it and so I placed it in there and someone knocked on the door and I got lost in the matrix of things and left it in there all morning and it heck of does not work anymore.
   
   I got married last year but my wife left me for an asn looking black guy from russia and she never gave back our rings she took plus 22.50 USD from our bank account. that was all we had in savings.
   
   I look like a lot like Sean Penn with an overbite.
   
   My favorite foods are italian and thai.
   
   I work in a factory that cleans slot machinese and crap tables.
   
   a guy at work got fired for crapping on a crap table.
   
   gingerale is what I used to make and found out there is little ginger and more ale in the soda.
   
   I like girls with both long hair but also a pixie cut. that doesn't make me a homo
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2. 2018-08-01 at 10:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You better leave now, I've already notified the FBI.
3. 2018-08-01 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #3
   TommyTarTar Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Lanny You better leave now, I've already notified the FBI.

   
   I dont care. You probably are the FBI.
4. 2018-08-01 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #4
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)

   Originally posted by Lanny You better leave now, I've already notified the FBI.

   
   Lanny that's not a good way to increase site membership.
5. 2018-08-01 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by TommyTarTar I dont care. You probably are the FBI.

   
   Which is why you better start running boy.
6. 2018-08-01 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I loled at 5 things in the OP. Fuck just that was worth coming to this site. I'm actually surprised by the quality lately maybe because I'm so stoned all the time everything seems meta but some of these threads are next level shit
7. 2018-08-01 at 11:45 PM UTC

   #7
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   
8. 2018-08-02 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #8
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I like Thai food too.
   
   Do you like Thai pussy?
9. 2018-08-02 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by TommyTarTar but also a pixie cut.

   Rate:
   
10. 2018-08-02 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #10
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
11. 2018-08-02 at 1:23 AM UTC

    #11
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by TommyTarTar I am 23 and from Reno Nv.
    
    I bought an expensive procam 4k and I was curious if the fridge light goes out when you shut it and so I placed it in there and someone knocked on the door and I got lost in the matrix of things and left it in there all morning and it heck of does not work anymore.
    
    I got married last year but my wife left me for an asn looking black guy from russia and she never gave back our rings she took plus 22.50 USD from our bank account. that was all we had in savings.
    
    I look like a lot like Sean Penn with an overbite.
    
    My favorite foods are italian and thai.
    
    I work in a factory that cleans slot machinese and crap tables.
    
    a guy at work got fired for crapping on a crap table.
    
    gingerale is what I used to make and found out there is little ginger and more ale in the soda.
    
    I like girls with both long hair but also a pixie cut. that doesn't make me a homo

    
    stfu and post nude selfies
12. 2018-08-02 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #12
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Hi Tommy.
    
    I am grown.
    
    I am from your worst nightmare.
13. 2018-08-02 at 2:28 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer I am from your worst nightmare.

    
    The one about Petco?
14. 2018-08-02 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shut the fuck up mudfarmer
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • esbity
15. 2018-08-02 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Are we still doing that?
16. 2018-08-02 at 4:16 PM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Nvm, welcome to the site. I am a giant faggot.
17. 2018-08-02 at 4:31 PM UTC

    #17
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The one about Petco?

    
    Not interested in your filth this time around. .....and wash that nasty-ass fur robe, dude.
18. 2018-08-02 at 5:05 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Not interested in your filth this time around. …..and wash that nasty-ass fur robe, dude.

    
    Huh? what's so filthy about going to buy a hamster and being $1 short?
19. 2018-08-02 at 8 PM UTC

    #19
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by cupocheer Hi Tommy.
    
    I am grown.
    
    I am from your worst nightmare.

    
    so you're the one who claimed to be pregnant after swallowing three gallons of my nutt squeezin's.
    
    worst nightmare ever.
    
    fucking chest-bursters
20. 2018-08-02 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #20
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Huh? what's so filthy about going to buy a hamster and being $1 short?

    
    When $1.00 is 6" you tell me what's wrong with you coming up short.