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  1. #1
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    So I have started collecting loose change on the streets and random whereabouts and since starting today I have like $1 ;(o/_\o); oy vey!
    When I was at the walmart looking for change this women literally walks right by me and as soon as she crosses me she drops three coins, a quarter and two pennies!!! The bitch just looked down and picked up a single penny but left the quarter and other penny standing there so immediately I reached down and peaked them up without hesitation.
    From now on everywhere I go I'm going to look for loose change ... I think I might slowly start growing out my sideburns and read the talmud.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you converted too late

    they'll never let you into the gold vault at the centre of the earth
  3. #3
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i wonder who will cut your skin and suck your dick.
  4. #4
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Hahaha.
  5. #5
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    For halloween I'm going to draw triple parentheses on cardboard and tape them to my sides and say I'm dressed as a jedi person. I expect it to be well received.
  6. #6
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader i wonder who will cut your skin and suck your dick.

    Lanny
  7. #7
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    A baby boy was rushed to hospital when he developed herpes following a controversial ancient circumcision ritual, it has been reported.

    The New York health department alerted doctors to the case of a newborn who fell ill after undergoing the ultra-Orthodox jedi practice in which the circumcision wound is cleaned by mouth.

    A rash is said to have spread across the child’s genitals, buttocks, inner thighs and ankle two weeks after the procedure.

    There have been six cases of herpes among children who have had the ritual known as metzitzah b’peh performed on them since February 2015, reported the New York Daily News.





    Sick.
  8. #8
    PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny For halloween I'm going to draw triple parentheses on cardboard and tape them to my sides and say I'm dressed as a jedi person. I expect it to be well received.

    You should dress up as a hasidic jedi and wear that
    Make sure to wear a portable speaker playing jedi folk music
  9. #9
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover A baby boy was rushed to hospital when he developed herpes following a controversial ancient circumcision ritual, it has been reported.

    The New York health department alerted doctors to the case of a newborn who fell ill after undergoing the ultra-Orthodox jedi practice in which the circumcision wound is cleaned by mouth.

    A rash is said to have spread across the child’s genitals, buttocks, inner thighs and ankle two weeks after the procedure.

    There have been six cases of herpes among children who have had the ritual known as metzitzah b’peh performed on them since February 2015, reported the New York Daily News.





    Sick.

    ive been bringing this up for years as one of the many reasons kikes need to be exterminated. during the hoopla where NY tried to ban the practice there were many kike parents and even the parents of the baby-kikes that contracted diseases, that wrote letters to lawmakers telling the lawmakers that the parents were completely in support of the juden-priests and the kike religious practice.

    in all seriousness...how can anyone justify a grown adult male intentionally inserting a babys penis into his mouth and sucking on it in front of an audience. the answer it, there is no justification. an entire religion that encourages this insanity needs to be eradicated. the only sane explanation for this practice to be come espoused by an entire religion is the prevalence of pedophile kiken-priests.
  10. #10
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine So I have started collecting loose change on the streets and random whereabouts and since starting today I have like $1 ;(o/_\o); oy vey!
    When I was at the walmart looking for change this women literally walks right by me and as soon as she crosses me she drops three coins, a quarter and two pennies!!! The bitch just looked down and picked up a single penny but left the quarter and other penny standing there so immediately I reached down and peaked them up without hesitation.
    From now on everywhere I go I'm going to look for loose change … I think I might slowly start growing out my sideburns and read the talmud.

    you have to get nose enlargement surgery as well
  11. #11
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive been bringing this up for years as one of the many reasons kikes need to be exterminated. during the hoopla where NY tried to ban the practice there were many kike parents and even the parents of the baby-kikes that contracted diseases, that wrote letters to lawmakers telling the lawmakers that the parents were completely in support of the juden-priests and the kike religious practice.

    in all seriousness…how can anyone justify a grown adult male intentionally inserting a babys penis into his mouth and sucking on it in front of an audience. the answer it, there is no justification. an entire religion that encourages this insanity needs to be eradicated. the only sane explanation for this practice to be come espoused by an entire religion is the prevalence of pedophile kiken-priests.

    Does the sick fuck spit or swallow?
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Does the sick fuck spit or swallow?

    depends on how skilled he is

    the greatest rabbis are actually able to perform the circumcision with their teeth and spit the foreskin into a cup on the other side of the room
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  13. #13
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive been bringing this up for years as one of the many reasons kikes need to be exterminated. during the hoopla where NY tried to ban the practice there were many kike parents and even the parents of the baby-kikes that contracted diseases, that wrote letters to lawmakers telling the lawmakers that the parents were completely in support of the juden-priests and the kike religious practice.

    in all seriousness…how can anyone justify a grown adult male intentionally inserting a babys penis into his mouth and sucking on it in front of an audience. the answer it, there is no justification. an entire religion that encourages this insanity needs to be eradicated. the only sane explanation for this practice to be come espoused by an entire religion is the prevalence of pedophile kiken-priests.

    bigot.

    cant you just accept that as their way of life ??? its not like their screaming to cut your skinn and suck your dick also ...

    do they ???
  14. #14
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Originally posted by benny vader bigot.

    cant you just accept that as their way of life ??? its not like their screaming to cut your skinn and suck your dick also …

    do they ???

    You're an idiot.

    Some of those sick fucks have herpes and are infecting babies.











    Hmmmm.

    Hell, let him all get herpes then.
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover You're an idiot.

    Some of those sick fucks have herpes and are infecting babies.











    Hmmmm.

    Hell, let him all get herpes then.

    yeas, and the baby and thier family wrote letters to lawmakers saying its ok.

    see, no trauma. this is what will happen if we legalize man-child sexual encounters.
  16. #16
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader bigot.

    cant you just accept that as their way of life ??? its not like their screaming to cut your skinn and suck your dick also …

    do they ???

    no, because it is further evidence that the kikes are so mentally disturbed they are incapable of being functional members of a sane society. if they abuse their own kind to this degree, imagine how they abuse those they dont even consider human.
  17. #17
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, because it is further evidence that the kikes are so mentally disturbed they are incapable of being functional members of a sane society. if they abuse their own kind to this degree, imagine how they abuse those they dont even consider human.

    its not abuse if the babies ask for it.

    retroactively.

    ^ i just realize i have no idea where the word came from.
  18. #18
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader its not abuse if the babies ask for it.

    retroactively.

    ^ i just realize i have no idea where the word came from.

    im going to fuck you until you get pregnant then when youre at the abortionists office im going to tell him you asked for it.
  19. #19
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    thanks but its not yours. your sterile, remember ????
  20. #20
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader thanks but its not yours. your sterile, remember ????

    regardless of the extent of your whoring around my testicular tsunami will flush any trace of the countless niggers' seed residing in your anal ovaries and result in a guaranteed pregnancy.
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