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Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
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2016-01-12 at 10:34 PM UTCHow come my hand feels better on my cock then any pussy or mouth? I feel like women are overrated...a wise old man once told me the biggest mistake you can make is marrying a women. This scares me. Sometimes I think about just living by myself with some kitties, and heroin.
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2016-01-12 at 11:05 PM UTCYour dick is a faggot and likes man hands?
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2016-01-12 at 11:44 PM UTC
Your dick is a faggot and likes man hands?
No just my hand -
2016-01-13 at 12:08 AM UTCYes.
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2016-01-13 at 12:19 AM UTCHow wise and how old was he?
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2016-01-13 at 12:47 AM UTC
How wise and how old was he?
A redneck gandalf the grey -
2016-01-13 at 1:20 AM UTC
No just my hand
its like that don Jon movie that came out a few years ago when the star actor gets off more by watching porn then actually fucking chicks
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2016-01-13 at 2:03 AM UTC
A redneck gandalf the grey
So... greyfox. -
2016-01-13 at 2:26 AM UTC>Are blowjobs and pussy overrated?
I suppose if you're faggot. -
2016-01-13 at 2:26 AM UTC
How come my hand feels better on my cock then any pussy or mouth? I feel like women are overrated…a wise old man once told me the biggest mistake you can make is marrying a women. This scares me. Sometimes I think about just living by myself with some kitties, and heroin.
youre doing it wrong.
fucking your kittens dont count as pussy -
2016-01-13 at 2:38 AM UTCYour existence is overrated
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2016-01-13 at 2:59 AM UTC
youre doing it wrong.
fucking your kittens dont count as pussy
Cats have pussies. Why wouldn't it count? -
2016-01-13 at 3:46 AM UTCI thought about it for a minute and decided that it doesn't make any sense, physically. It's as if to say you'd prefer to get your shoulders and neck messaged by an 8-month old baby than a grown, trained professional, or after a long run you'd rather drink a hot, stale Busch Light over an ice-cold, ultra-refreshing bottle of water.
The only way you can say that you prefer your own hand on your cock, is if you're (and this has been suggested) a) a faggot, b)limited in your scope of sexual experience, or c)a faggot. -
2016-01-13 at 4:21 AM UTC
I thought about it for a minute and decided that it doesn't make any sense, physically. It's as if to say you'd prefer to get your shoulders and neck messaged by an 8-month old baby than a grown, trained professional, or after a long run you'd rather drink a hot, stale Busch Light over an ice-cold, ultra-refreshing bottle of water.
The only way you can say that you prefer your own hand on your cock, is if you're (and this has been suggested) a) a faggot, b)limited in your scope of sexual experience, or c)a faggot.
Nigga, that baby analogy is apt: men are grown trained professionals at pleasing their own dicks. Women have a fraction of the experience with dicks. His hand can do things my mouth and hands surely never could. He can control his pace, rather than submitting to my own. Mmm. Hot, right? Don't you wish you were that beta? -
2016-01-13 at 4:31 AM UTC
Nigga, that baby analogy is apt: men are grown trained professionals at pleasing their own dicks. Women have a fraction of the experience with dicks. His hand can do things my mouth and hands surely never could. He can control his pace, rather than submitting to my own. Mmm. Hot, right? Don't you wish you were that beta?
Well then it's about control and fear. His hand feels better because he has the power with no expectations but his own. I was going from a pure standpoint that one's own hand, lubricated or otherwise, does not 'feel as good' or is as stimulating as a warm, moist female orifice allowing you to enter and BECOME one with it. -
2016-01-13 at 4:31 AM UTC
Nigga, that baby analogy is apt: men are grown trained professionals at pleasing their own dicks. Women have a fraction of the experience with dicks. His hand can do things my mouth and hands surely never could. He can control his pace, rather than submitting to my own. Mmm. Hot, right? Don't you wish you were that beta?
Exactly -
2016-01-13 at 5:22 PM UTCWhat about a trained, grown, hairy, fully developed professional gay prostitute? Is that the non plus ultra of penile mastery?
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2016-01-13 at 5:23 PM UTCThe brain is the most important sexual organ so I think you probably have brain cancer.
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2016-01-13 at 10:19 PM UTCI think I just get bored fucking the same pussy after a month and want to try a new one but this saddens me because that means my life is just a never ending pursuit of new and exciting gardens to plow..I really like the girl I'm with right now and I plan on staying with her but the urge to explore new caves is gonna build up till one day it overwhelms me
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2016-01-13 at 10:26 PM UTC
I think I just get bored fucking the same pussy after a month and want to try a new one but this saddens me because that means my life is just a never ending pursuit of new and exciting gardens to plow..I really like the girl I'm with right now and I plan on staying with her but the urge to explore new caves is gonna build up till one day it overwhelms me
Oh, you are talking about being a regular human male. Yea, fuck. I thought this thread would lead to me getting a handjob. Fucking tease.
