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What do you steal from work?
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2018-07-30 at 12:05 AM UTCthe hearts and souls of everyone i encounter
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2018-07-30 at 4:51 AM UTCI never stole from a place of work. Not that I probably didn't want to or that the thought didn't cross my head once or twice, it just never happened. Not that I don't know several associates who were more up to the task. When I just graduated high school, a younger classman would sell me cartons of cigarettes for $10 each, no matter the brand. Most of the time it was waves or some other low-mid brand, but on occasions he would skim camels and such. I honestly don't know how he got away with it for so long, but it didn't catch back up to him. He was doing me a solid, but unbeknownst to him I was flipping those cartons for $3 a pack.. I never cared much for waves unless I just out of my regular.
I also used to know a guy who worked the scrap yard. The amount of copper an brass he banked was mind blowing. The thing was, he was only getting about a pocket full or so a night, but he was consistent. He wrote up tickets, so he was cheating the person bringing in the salvage and not the company. He had a lot of sweet opportunities available to him if he could have kept his shit together. He also picked up some nice items that he felt weren't worthy of salvage, typically nice quality tools brought in by the local drug thief's. The company was run by swindlers anyway so I don't think I would have had any hard feelings with aiming a bit higher. Sadly though, he became a junky himself and passed out on the large excavator one day. Three years and one hell of a side hustle down the drain. Dumbass doing suboxone on the job..
If you get lucky you don't even have to steal. I'm getting ready to receive about 30 small 4'x'3 shelves and some little child cozy boxes from a local establishment because they just bought all new furniture and I'm close to a high ranking member of management. Do I really need them.. no. Am I still going to take them, paint them somewhat vintage/artsy and mark them up for a premium? Fuck yes I am.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 4:53 AM UTCStealing is wrong.
you will feel shitty later on.
plus it's a sin. it's one of the 10 no no things in the commandments.
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2018-07-30 at 5:28 AM UTCI dont, but my coworkers do. One old Ukrainian guy in particular always steals some paper towels and toilet paper from clients.
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2018-07-30 at 5:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I dont, but my coworkers do. One old Ukrainian guy in particular always steals some paper towels and toilet paper from clients.
well.. toilet paper is pretty expensive but it's still stealing even though its like "hey, ima borrow some of this shit from work"
it's an expensive item. it's like stealing candy bars from vending machinese -
2018-07-30 at 5:39 AM UTCI have about 150-200 pens I have taken fron my work. I can't help it. Dont mean ti steal, i just forget about yhrm. I've started bringing some back because there's no way i could use all these.
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2018-07-30 at 5:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I have about 150-200 pens I have taken fron my work. I can't help it. Dont mean ti steal, i just forget about yhrm. I've started bringing some back because there's no way i could use all these.
you can get pens from any office.. most of them are there with the office or doctor office's name and phone number.. almost like a business card. you don't need to steal your pens from work. stay out of the stationary locker or I will report your ass. -
2018-07-30 at 5:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Vigilante I'm getting ready to receive about 30 small 4'x'3 shelves and some little child cozy boxes from a local establishment because they just bought all new furniture and I'm close to a high ranking member of management. Do I really need them.. no. Am I still going to take them, paint them somewhat vintage/artsy and mark them up for a premium? Fuck yes I am.
I've done that with thrift store/dumpster furniture. It's absolutely insane how much you can make by painting stuff vintage/artsy. Paint, little brass knobs, some sandpaper, it's so easy. -
2018-07-30 at 5:54 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL I've done that with thrift store/dumpster furniture. It's absolutely insane how much you can make by painting stuff vintage/artsy. Paint, little brass knobs, some sandpaper, it's so easy.
is that how you keep funneling dollers into ponzicoins to keep the rippeldream alive -
2018-07-30 at 5:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by S6x I can see why. not justifying it, but I can see why
for a 18 roll it's 16 bucks.. with tax that's pretty much 1 dollar per roll.
even the generic is expensive and you have to double up on the ply to get a decent wipe.
we need a cheap alternative.
shit the islamic way.
its hygienic and environmental friendly. -
2018-07-30 at 6:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by S6x you can get pens from any office.. most of them are there with the office or doctor office's name and phone number.. almost like a business card. you don't need to steal your pens from work. stay out of the stationary locker or I will report your ass.
Yeah I know. I steal them from the office at work. I have plenty of pens at home, and ready to go in my backpack and pockets. I always have pens. Always.
But I see a pen. I use a pen. I put a pen in my pocket. I got tired of bringing pens from home and losing them, so I ensured I'd never run out. And now I don't. Ever.
I am the pen MASTER. If somebody needs a pen, I got them. I tell them "Keep it. I have five more in my pocket."
"Awww you da best bro"
"Oh §m£ÂgØL you always got pens man thanks"
"Yo g i trade u a cigarette for a pen??? "
Look, I didnt intend for this to happen. This reputation is just a side effect of my desire for more pens. And now I am the pen guy, which is a very serious matter. I have a reputation to uphold.
As a pen guy, I can't just NOT have a pen. It can't fucking happen. Without pens, I am weak. They are the source of my power. So please don't tell me I don't have to steal pens. Because I do. You don't understand everybody so don't pretend you understand me im more than the sum of my parts i am a unique individual and i demand respect love and attention and i will get it right fucking now send me your nudes s6x or else your name will be ruined forever, and your legacy known only as some goddamn SNAKE in the grass. FUCK YOUR ENTIRE RACE AND THEN YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO AND THE OTHER TWO THAT ARE IN THE MINORITY OF THE COUNTRY.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-07-30 at 6:02 AM UTC
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2018-07-30 at 3:24 PM UTC
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2018-07-30 at 3:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by S6x well.. toilet paper is pretty expensive but it's still stealing even though its like "hey, ima borrow some of this shit from work"
it's an expensive item. it's like stealing candy bars from vending machinese
I admitted to stealing it didn't I man? What's up with it then?
I didnt feel shitty when I was wiping my ass with that plush
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2018-07-30 at 3:31 PM UTC
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2018-07-30 at 3:35 PM UTCNIS members claim DHers only talk about our old site...yet NIS members never stop talking about Totse. LMAO.
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2018-07-30 at 5:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Yeah I know. I steal them from the office at work. I have plenty of pens at home, and ready to go in my backpack and pockets. I always have pens. Always.
But I see a pen. I use a pen. I put a pen in my pocket. I got tired of bringing pens from home and losing them, so I ensured I'd never run out. And now I don't. Ever.
I am the pen MASTER. If somebody needs a pen, I got them. I tell them "Keep it. I have five more in my pocket."
"Awww you da best bro"
"Oh §m£ÂgØL you always got pens man thanks"
"Yo g i trade u a cigarette for a pen??? "
Look, I didnt intend for this to happen. This reputation is just a side effect of my desire for more pens. And now I am the pen guy, which is a very serious matter. I have a reputation to uphold.
As a pen guy, I can't just NOT have a pen. It can't fucking happen. Without pens, I am weak. They are the source of my power. So please don't tell me I don't have to steal pens. Because I do. You don't understand everybody so don't pretend you understand me im more than the sum of my parts i am a unique individual and i demand respect love and attention and i will get it right fucking now send me your nudes s6x or else your name will be ruined forever, and your legacy known only as some goddamn SNAKE in the grass. FUCK YOUR ENTIRE RACE AND THEN YOU CAN SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO AND THE OTHER TWO THAT ARE IN THE MINORITY OF THE COUNTRY.
what are the lacks that those pens are surrogating for ????
