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1. 2018-07-30 at 12:44 AM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby so may i use your booty hole?

   
   your tongue is toilet paper and you may use it in its intended purpose of cleansing my shit chute after making a toilet deposit. youre going to use your tongue to lap my asshole like a starving fat kid slurps on a melting ice cream cone on a hot summers day.
2. 2018-07-30 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #22
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   You need a friend.
3. 2018-07-30 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #23
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl You need a friend.

   
   if your mom pays me enough ill pretend to be your friend.
4. 2018-07-30 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #24
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Hold on a sec, let me ask her.
5. 2018-07-30 at 12:51 AM UTC

   #25
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   She didn't say anything. Welp, I tried.
6. 2018-07-30 at 1:24 AM UTC

   #26
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl She didn't say anything. Welp, I tried.

   
   she ties a steak around your neck so the dog will pay attention to you...doesnt she.
7. 2018-07-30 at 1:38 AM UTC

   #27
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Mmm-mm. No, she wouldn't do that. But there was this one time, at band camp, where she was too overjoyed and supportive by shouting, not cheering -shouting as if she was at a black church with all those instruments playing in the background. It was my trombone solo and man, I never felt so embarrassed...
8. 2018-07-30 at 2:43 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   
9. 2018-07-30 at 2:54 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   This ass looks familiar.
   
   
10. 2018-07-30 at 3:13 AM UTC

    #30
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Yumyumumumyumumum
11. 2018-07-30 at 3:46 AM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    On this site you are forced to face the horrors of your world.
12. 2018-07-30 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL On this site you are forced to face the horrors of your world.

    
    Lot of these folks are having a hard time grasping they aren't any better than our degeneracy, in fact, they might be worse.
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13. 2018-07-30 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover This ass looks familiar.

    
    Why you posting it though?
14. 2018-07-30 at 4:43 AM UTC

    #34
    

    S6x African Astronaut
    I think it's fair to say I am the only straight one on this website. I'm not saying you're all homosexuals but homos and bi for sure.
15. 2018-07-30 at 4:44 AM UTC

    #35
    

    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover This ass looks familiar.
    
    

    
    it's a bit flat and square but has a bit of a jelly roll kinda thing going..
16. 2018-07-30 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by S6x it's a bit flat and square but has a bit of a jelly roll kinda thing going..

    
    Thanks.
17. 2018-07-30 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #37
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand I’d have to disagree with you here Matty

    
    ...but EllariaSand IS an idiot.
    
    hahahahahahahah
18. 2018-07-30 at 1:24 PM UTC

    #38
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by EllariaSand I’d have to disagree with you here Matty

    
    ...but EllariaSand IS an idiot.
    
    hahahahahahahah
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Mewsik Oh

19. 2018-07-30 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #39
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover

    
    ROCK, isn't that "Heather"?
20. 2018-07-30 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #40
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cupocheer ROCK, isn't that "Heather"?

    
    No Matt........the real cupocrap would know who that is
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Who’s the idiot now? LMFAO
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