2018-07-20 at 7:47 PM UTC
I'm normally not an advocate of stealing. I don't like to steal from stores or other people, but for some reason this doesn't apply as much to wherever I'm working at.
I still "steal" gas from my dad because he writes it off as a farm expenditure on his taxes anyway. I don't really have a good justification for this one. I should stop doing this.
When I worked at a grocery store in high school and college I would only "steal" outdated milk and egg nog, as well as ice cream, Dippin Dotz, and other frozen food that looked tasty to me (I worked in the dairy cooler/freezer by myself most days). Sometimes they would leave cold liquor for customer sampling in the cooler. I play chug, chug, stop before I smell and feel drunk.
At the ice cream factory I didn't have to steal anything because all the ice cream was free, although we dumped thousands of Bomb Pops on the floor every day and sometimes if we were hungry we'd pick up one that had only touched other Bomb Pops and not the floor. Floor food good food.
Here at the old folks' home, I used to steal alcohol swabs and sometimes TB test rigs if I was desperate. Nowadays I just steal cookies, packaged food, and supplement shakes if I forgot to bring a lunch that day. Sometimes I get biofreeze or a bottle of ibuprofen when we clean medcarts.
I don't actually take as much as I thought, but I'm sure someone here does. Tell me what you help yourself to.
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2018-07-20 at 7:49 PM UTC
aldra
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biggest thing was a multi-CPU xeon server
ended up having to get rid of it because it was too big and noisy
2018-07-20 at 7:51 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I steal gum from peoples cars,not the whole thing just a piece or two so they don't notice.
Back when CD's where a thing I would rip customers CD's into my I-Tunes library,had a sweet desktop on my work bench.
2018-07-20 at 7:53 PM UTC
Latex gloves mainly shit they gottem by the truck load
Nuts,bolts,washers,screws,gloves,fittings,drill bits,wire nuts.
The usual stuff.
2018-07-20 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra
biggest thing was a multi-CPU xeon server
ended up having to get rid of it because it was too big and noisy
I would probably take a high-dollar item if I thought I could get away with it. Was anyone suspicious of you?
Originally posted by CandyRein
Latex gloves mainly shit they gottem by the truck load
Oh yeah, I have a
mountain by where I keep my work gear. We stopped ordering nitrile gloves a while ago but sometimes they send us some sample boxes, so I make sure to HAORD those!
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2018-07-20 at 9:29 PM UTC
Garbage bags and every now and then a bottle of tobasco sauce
2018-07-20 at 9:31 PM UTC
I used to have a friend call in a pizza order and have no one pick it up so I could have it at the end of shift when I delivered pizzas. When I was sixteen I stole a bunch of orajel because it made my mouth numb like cocaine, idk why I did that.
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2018-07-20 at 9:51 PM UTC
No, stealing from the Reich is a virtue, not a sin.
2018-07-29 at 9:22 PM UTC
nothing.. if anything, they steal from me. cock sucking double dipping vaggots
2018-07-29 at 9:28 PM UTC
Any left over building supplies
