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Is there any drug you'd still take if you knew it was up someones ass?

  1. #1
    If it was right there and was wrapped up and never directly touched the persons anus...would you?
  2. #2
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    all of them makes it more kinky
  3. #3
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Better question: how many times have you done a drug thats been up someone's ass? Probably a lot for most of the drug user population here. Its just better to not know.
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    inb4 jenkem ...somehow...
  5. #5
    infinityshock Black Hole
    this is one of those indicators that one must consider when considering if one has a problem

    as a public service announcement for those who do have a problem and dont realize they have a problem:

    when an individual considers it not only acceptable, but desirable to consume something that has been in an asshole, that individual is performing under defective operating conditions and should have their broken shit (pun or not...same difference) addressed by a professional for a high-order unfucking because theyre so heavily fucked theyre not going to be able to unfuck themselves in any acceptable manner short of hairy-kairi.

  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    If it was right there and was wrapped up and never directly touched the persons anus…would you?

    not possible. short of a solid, hermetically sealed container, there exists the feasibility of an exchange of 'material' between what is on the inside of the container and what is outside of the container.
  7. #7
    I would not only still do the drugs, but if they had a higher anal bioavailability I'd plug that shit myself. Lolz @ my buttsyringe
  8. #8
    LSD
  9. #9
    RestStop Space Nigga
    Better question: how many times have you done a drug thats been up someone's ass? Probably a lot for most of the drug user population here. Its just better to not know.

    QFT. I would almost guarantee I've done at least one line of blow, ate a pill etc that was undoubtedly inside someone's ass/vagina/other bodily orifice. Drugs from third world countries don't just appear in America with wishful thinking.
  10. #10
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Dude, that's the best stuff. Haven't you read the grow bible?



    Space is highly limited relative to bulk methods of transportation and it can be high risk. If you're going to have someone smuggle that way, it makes sense to only use the highest quality, uncut/pure product.
  11. #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Hey, that makes me wonder, can inspectors using x-rays properly/consistently differentiate between a large amount high up your colon and poop?
  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I imagine they'd look pretty different on the readout due to different densities, especially since most people who hide stuff in there use condoms or plastic bags

    though, for the lulz you could always shit in a condom and stuff it back up your ass, then when you get searched try to sue them for pulling shit out of you
  13. #13
    One day when I go to prison for manufacturing LSD like Leonard Pickard I'm gonna smuggle a few grams of LSD inside and give it away for free.
  14. #14
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I imagine they'd look pretty different on the readout due to different densities, especially since most people who hide stuff in there use condoms or plastic bags

    though, for the lulz you could always shit in a condom and stuff it back up your ass, then when you get searched try to sue them for pulling shit out of you

    I'm not familiar with x-rays and analysis. Does it only show the top layer of something to a certain depth?

    My idea is, what if you had a poop shaped object made, essentially an imitation poop dildo, that could be broken up into parts as well, connected by something too small to be seen on the x-ray, or however poop generally looks like in the colon via x-ray, and of course opened and sealed to contain the drugs.
  15. #15
    That would just make me want to take it more.
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