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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So this potato walks into a dispensary just baked as fuck.
  2. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I think itโ€™s a compliment to my culinary skills that heโ€™s still thinking about my Sunday dinner gif and itโ€™s Wednesday

    LOL ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’‹




    Talking about my fingers are black ๐Ÿ˜‚
    I was using natural light , just checking on the progress of the dinner so my fingers do look darker because itโ€™s dark.. heโ€™s retarded af

    You can tell the kitchen light isnโ€™t on just from the light shining through on the right from the window in the gif

    To be Chinese heโ€™s not very smart..

    But the fact that he is still thinking about it is awesome tho lol

    Why are you even tripping on it. he's just grinding your gears a bit. your hands look dark brown. you have kind of asiatic eyes which is why I asked if you were mixed. but it's about you being cute and having a good personality. everything else is just out of curiosity and fetishes.
  3. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ So this potato walks into a dispensary just baked as fuck.

    did someone stop the potato and butter them up with cheesy stuff?
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by S6x did someone stop the potato and butter them up with cheesy stuff?

    No they just whipped his ass.
  5. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Candy is my future chef...back off fuckers.
  6. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ No they just whipped his ass.

    I think my pun-chline was way cooler. 0)_(0
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  8. ๐Ÿฟ African Astronaut
    Being depressed from no sleep and life.


    Maybe its the pain inhalation though.
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    come live with me girl,, you wont have no trouble sleepin
  10. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT come live with me girl,, you wont have no trouble sleepin

    If she does
    Can i come live there to ?
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Being depressed from no sleep and life.


    Maybe its the pain inhalation though.

    You were given a thriving business...and given a house by your grandparents... and yet you still complain like this? You were given good looks.. and a halfway decently functioning brain... You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth... life was given to you on a silver platter... yet u think u got it sooo bad. just another spoiled, entitled MOON PERSON. Smh.
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  12. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    No
  13. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ๐Ÿฟ Being depressed from no sleep and life.


    Maybe its the pain inhalation though.

    For real tho

    Wats wrong?
    Nobody wants to see any one depresserd maam
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Manonfire If she does
    Can i come live there to ?

    Beta-made response from a very thirsty man. Dude, how dehydrated are you?
  15. Manonfire African Astronaut
    POLECAT where is ur sister fralala
    Been waiting on her for tiny chat mayynnnn
  16. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by WellHung You were given a thriving business…and given a house by your grandparents… and yet you still complain like this? You were given good looks.. and a halfway decently functioning brain… You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth… life was given to you on a silver platter… yet u think u got it sooo bad. just another spoiled, entitled MOON PERSON. Smh.

    she prolly feels incomplete without a ring on it,, or a man willin to put a ring on it,, Dirty Larry must have some shortcummins
  17. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Manonfire POLECAT where is ur sister fralala
    Been waiting on her for tiny chat mayynnnn

    she has a real job so she may be doing that right now
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  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT she prolly feels incomplete without a ring on it,, or a man willin to put a ring on it,, Dirty Larry must have some shortcummins

    Of course he does...why do you think the dude won't even show a picture of himself? Why do you think he wont give any information about himself?
  19. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT she prolly feels incomplete without a ring on it,, or a man willin to put a ring on it,, Dirty Larry must have some shortcummins
    She gettin dong from Dirty Larry now
    Can't keep up with her dongs no more
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I dont think Jill picks men for there fabulous body or good looks so larry probably isnt a brad pit kinda guy
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