2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC
A dog walked into a bar and goes up to the barkeep and sits down on the stool and says, "hey, barkeep, I'd like an alcoholic beverage of your choosing."
So the barkeep says to the dog, "I can do that for you; it's within my skill set. Would you care to be blindfolded while I conjure up your drink in order that your surprise might be heightened evermore?"
The dog sits and thinks for a minute about it. "Hmmmm. No thanks. My vision's pretty ruff as it is."
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2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
I'd marry a fat jedi woman with lumbago for Lanny...
for a Happy Meal and $1.60.
2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
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2018-07-26 at 6:32 PM UTC
TWO GRAMS OF DOPE TRYNA GO DEEP
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2018-07-26 at 6:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by WellHung
Apparently, that makes us lame and boring.
Good. You finally get it.
Lamy, nice freestyle. I dig.
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2018-07-26 at 7:36 PM UTC
I would consider myself quite normal. I do know that some of the DHers here have psychological issues and really should seek professional help.
2018-07-26 at 7:37 PM UTC
and yea it does mean you're boring because you came on the internet to be normal, when you could have been normal perfectly normally in real life
2018-07-26 at 7:39 PM UTC
if u dont have psychological issues i dont want to talk to u
2018-07-26 at 7:41 PM UTC
I have a gambling problem. There, I said it. Ffffffffffuck!
2018-07-26 at 8:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Red_Woman
I do that with mugs and glasses only.
I sometimes sniff the inside of my girlfriend's shirts from the laundry basket. She smells nice.
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