Us Dhers are 'normies'...

1. 2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   A dog walked into a bar and goes up to the barkeep and sits down on the stool and says, "hey, barkeep, I'd like an alcoholic beverage of your choosing."
   
   So the barkeep says to the dog, "I can do that for you; it's within my skill set. Would you care to be blindfolded while I conjure up your drink in order that your surprise might be heightened evermore?"
   
   The dog sits and thinks for a minute about it. "Hmmmm. No thanks. My vision's pretty ruff as it is."
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   • mmQ, 
   • joerell
2. 2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #22
   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   I'd marry a fat jedi woman with lumbago for Lanny...
   
   
   for a Happy Meal and $1.60.
3. 2018-07-26 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WORSE
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   • Manonfire
4. 2018-07-26 at 6:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Lanny A dog walked into a bar and goes up to the barkeep and sits down on the stool and says, "hey, barkeep, I'd like an alcoholic beverage of your choosing."
   
   So the barkeep says to the dog, "I can do that for you; it's within my skill set. Would you care to be blindfolded while I conjure up your drink in order that your surprise might be heightened evermore?"
   
   The dog sits and thinks for a minute about it. "Hmmmm. No thanks. My vision's pretty ruff as it is."

   
   Fucking piggy backing my HILARIOUS homemade joke.
5. 2018-07-26 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #25
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Lolol
6. 2018-07-26 at 6:32 PM UTC

   #26
   agent_0927x Houston
   TWO GRAMS OF DOPE TRYNA GO DEEP
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   • CandyRein
7. 2018-07-26 at 6:47 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung Apparently, that makes us lame and boring.

   
   Good. You finally get it.
   
   Lamy, nice freestyle. I dig.
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   • Manonfire
8. 2018-07-26 at 7:36 PM UTC

   #28
   

   esbity African Astronaut
   I would consider myself quite normal. I do know that some of the DHers here have psychological issues and really should seek professional help.
9. 2018-07-26 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #29
   agent_0927x Houston
   and yea it does mean you're boring because you came on the internet to be normal, when you could have been normal perfectly normally in real life
10. 2018-07-26 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #30
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I'm normaleedhgvhf
11. 2018-07-26 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #31
    agent_0927x Houston
    if u dont have psychological issues i dont want to talk to u
12. 2018-07-26 at 7:41 PM UTC

    #32
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I have a gambling problem. There, I said it. Ffffffffffuck!
13. 2018-07-26 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #33
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by agent_0927x if u dont have psychological issues i dont want to talk to u

    
    Why not? Wouldn't you rather be normal like me? It's your choice to live that way. You could live like me
14. 2018-07-26 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by agent_0927x if u dont have psychological issues i dont want to talk to u

    
    I always have to smell my mugs, cups and utensils before I use them.
15. 2018-07-26 at 8:21 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I eat jedi children
16. 2018-07-26 at 8:23 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I always have to smell my mugs, cups and utensils before I use them.

    
    I do that with mugs and glasses only.
17. 2018-07-26 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #37
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain I eat jedi children

    
    
18. 2018-07-26 at 8:31 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman I do that with mugs and glasses only.

    
    I sometimes sniff the inside of my girlfriend's shirts from the laundry basket. She smells nice.
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    • Red_Woman
19. 2018-07-26 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Captain I sometimes sniff the inside of my girlfriend's shirts from the laundry basket. She smells nice.

    
    eheheheh that's sexy.
20. 2018-07-26 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #40
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman eheheheh that's sexy.

    
    Is your name Mandy, perchance?