2018-07-25 at 3:08 PM UTC
Any brainiacs out there that know the truth about where the wheel was invented. Seems like a useful tool that spurred the development of modern civilization and back seat sex.
2018-07-25 at 3:26 PM UTC
Probably by a Neanderthal who was trying to finish up the chores his woman had been on his ass about finishing, so he could get home and make her screams echo off the cave walls.
2018-07-25 at 3:30 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
the wheel wasnt invented ,, it just evolved,, the first wheels were just logs,, logs didnt get invented they just naturally roll downhill in there natural state of decomposition,, people just made the logs smaller till it was just a wheel and todays wheel is just a rendition of the original log
2018-07-25 at 3:35 PM UTC
Some negro I suspect in Pangea
Their last great achievement...maybe
2018-07-25 at 3:49 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
The dinosaurs invented it, shortly before they were all killed in drunken traffic accidents
2018-07-25 at 4:09 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I'm pretty sure aliens did but let a caveman named Bill Krozby! take credit for it.
2018-07-25 at 4:27 PM UTC
The first wheels were not used for transportation. Evidence indicates they were created to serve as potter's wheels around 3500 B.C. in Mesopotamia—300 years before someone figured out to use them for chariots.
2018-07-25 at 7:51 PM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Before the wheel, the pioneers rode rocks
2018-07-25 at 8:49 PM UTC
the jedis.
becos their the only race that rhymed with wheels.
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2018-07-26 at 3:05 AM UTC
It was probably independently invented in different areas by some niggas
2018-07-26 at 5:58 AM UTC
everyone knows fred flintstone invented the wheel retards
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2018-07-26 at 6:16 AM UTC
this is a jedi,
and this is a wheel,
the jedis invented the wheel,
so that they now owns you !!!
this is a jedi,
and this is his wheel,
he now spins this wheel,
and brainwashed the shit out of you !!!