Sleep paralysis

1. 2018-07-25 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #41
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm not trolling here I honest to god would love to take your sleep paralysis from you. I'm a huge fan of nightmares when I have them and have always held a desire to experience sleep paralysis because I WANT to FEEL the TERROR. Give me it.
2. 2018-07-25 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   mmQ, that is horrifying but I like your eagerness.
   
   I don't see or hear anything when I get it, no demons, I don't really even have a field of vision at all, I'm just immobolized in my head and limbs while looking at a blurry tan backdrop. It isn't so much scary for me as it is uncomfortable and annoying not being to wake up. I did wake up screaming after seeing my bedroom door open last week but I think that was manic psycosis.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • 🐿
3. 2018-07-25 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh man see I've only experienced that once or twice and it was just like a demon witch approaching me and an overwhelming feeling that I was gonna die then I woke up yelling ahhhhhh and then just started laughing because it was fun to me. I wish I had nightmares every single night.
4. 2018-07-25 at 3:07 AM UTC

   #44
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm not trolling here I honest to god would love to take your sleep paralysis from you. I'm a huge fan of nightmares when I have them and have always held a desire to experience sleep paralysis because I WANT to FEEL the TERROR. Give me it.

   
   You know i would probably be the same way, always down for a good scare, but honestly after experiencing it, it's horrific to say the least and causes anxiety out the asshole.
   
   
   
   Crippling anxiety.
5. 2018-07-25 at 4:02 AM UTC

   #45
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by 🐿 Turtles dont eat jelly fish.
   
   
   
   
   Thank Alba😚
   
   Dream catches are tattoos that trendy bitches get.

   
   that actually shows how trendy you aren't because only non-trendy bitches get those tattoos
   
   hehehehehehe
6. 2018-07-25 at 4:04 AM UTC

   #46
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   but anyways im divigating (not that I know what that word means) but sleep paralysis is just when you're put in a different plain through mediation, or accidentally doing it or through drugs which i guess could be accidental.
   
   Anytime I've ever taken klonopin at night, not that night but the next night i would have sleep paralysis.
7. 2018-07-25 at 4:08 AM UTC

   #47
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by mmQ I'm not trolling here I honest to god would love to take your sleep paralysis from you. I'm a huge fan of nightmares when I have them and have always held a desire to experience sleep paralysis because I WANT to FEEL the TERROR. Give me it.

   
   SHUT UP GAGGOT AND TOUCH YOUR TOES AND ILL SHOW YOU A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET YOU'LL NEVER FORGET UP YOU'RE ASSHOLE, YOU'LL THINK THINK TWICE ABOUT SLEEPING ON YOUR STOMACH FOR NOW ON WHERE THE NEAREST NEMESIS MAKE LURK REATARD!
8. 2018-07-25 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #48
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby that actually shows how trendy you aren't because only non-trendy bitches get those tattoos
   
   hehehehehehe

   
   Wait what?
   
   
   That would make me trendy then because i dont have one.
9. 2018-07-25 at 5:26 AM UTC

   #49
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   just turn around and sleep on your tummy.
10. 2018-07-25 at 5:47 AM UTC

    #50
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Nope
    
    Never heard of it any way
11. 2018-07-25 at 5:48 AM UTC

    #51
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by benny vader just turn around and sleep on your tummy.

    
    Why do that
12. 2018-07-25 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #52
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by 🐿 Wait what?
    
    
    That would make me trendy then because i dont have one.

    
    Y
    
    

    Originally posted by Manonfire Why do that

    
    TO GET YOU"RE ASSHOLE PLUNDERED BY THE NEAREST NEMESIS!
    
    HEHEHEHEEHEHHEE~!
    
    *Runs away!*
13. 2018-07-25 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #53
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by 🐿 Wait what?
    
    
    That would make me trendy then because i dont have one.

    
    It would make you a retard
14. 2018-07-25 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #54
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It would make you a retard

    
    She is a tard cuz she dont have that tat?
    
    
    U shoukd see all these wannabe indie bitches come in shop n get these ugly shit tats
15. 2018-07-25 at 6:26 AM UTC

    #55
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Y
    
    
    
    TO GET YOU"RE ASSHOLE PLUNDERED BY THE NEAREST NEMESIS!
    
    HEHEHEHEEHEHHEE~!
    
    *Runs away!*

    
    U just cant be a stupid fuk for just once
    
    And funny ur the only one that finds it funny n thinks others do too
    Ur sad and annoiying Bill Krozbyy
    Haven been for yrs
16. 2018-07-25 at 6:32 AM UTC

    #56
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Manonfire U just cant be a stupid fuk for just once
    
    And funny ur the only one that finds it funny n thinks others do too
    Ur sad and annoiying Bill Krozbyy
    Haven been for yrs

    
    thats rich coming from a guy that just said he thinks like me
    
    you libtard
    
    
    hehehhehehe
17. 2018-07-25 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #57
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 Right. I'm psychotic. Nothing else could explain it.

    
    Likely, yes. You really need to see a psychologist for your issues. That way you can become a normal person like me.
    
    Or maybe just sleep for an hour or two like everyone else.
18. 2018-07-25 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #58
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by esbity Likely, yes. You really need to see a psychologist for your issues. That way you can become a normal person like me.
    
    Or maybe just sleep for an hour or two like everyone else.

    
    
    actually if he's psychotic he would need to see a psychiatrist instead dumbass
19. 2018-07-25 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #59
    

    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby actually if he's psychotic he would need to see a psychiatrist instead dumbass

    
    You'd know faggot.
20. 2018-07-25 at 6:49 AM UTC

    #60
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Manonfire Why do that

    
    sleep paralysis only happens when the nerve/viens/arteries behind your neck get compressed.
    
    i get it all the time so i just sleep sideways or without a pillow.