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Would you marry a fat broad?

  1. #1
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    She loves you and can support you but doesn't want kids.

    y/n?
  2. #2
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    No. But to be fair.
    . I would not marry any broad.
  4. #4
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?

    No, none of that. Be faithful because her father is a gangster and will fuck your shit up
  5. #5
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Marrying is a bum deal for a man, the only reason to do it is for the benefit of kids.

    But if she can support me so I can stay at home shitposting on 4chan, and not nag me about being a lazy NEET, then sure.

    Plus maybe I can work evenings beating people up for her dad.

    Women are supposed to be a little bit fat. That's not a concern.
  6. #6
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Do I have to let her sit on my face?
  7. #7
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Personally, I'm a grown ass man. I can take of myself, financially. Also, we need to have lots of offsprings to prove that our genetics are the strongest of anyone else's. Great offer because my fetish is bbw women, but sorry, I'd have to say that my interest lies elsewhere.
  8. #8
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by stl1 Can I cheat on her with a skinny broad?



    This skinny enough, STL??
  9. #9
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Ahh I see. Y'all niggas like chubby bitches here?
  10. #10
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    This skinny enough, STL??



    Love me some Rosie, Mikey!
  11. #11
    infinityshock Black Hole
    absolutely not
  12. #12
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Stl1 talks to one every night...desperate creep.
  13. #13
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'd only marry someone I'd fallen in love with so yes if I were in love with her but I don't really like fatties so I don't see that happening.
  14. #14
    Technologist victim of incest
    Jake,
    I see you’re desperate for my attention today. You’re so sweet! Are you ready to talk about your anger issues? I’m sure I could help you😘
  15. #15
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    How fat?

    Ppl have dif definitions of a fattie.

    Chubby chics would make the best wives. They’re pleasers. They make the healthiest babies imo too. Every thin chic I know births those add babies. They generally can cook (I like good food) and they can take a pounding.

    Bang hotties, marry chubbies,fatties are for practice and breaking slumps At 3 am 👍🏻
  16. #16
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by stl1 Do I have to let her sit on my face?

    You have to be pretty desperate to talk to a fat married woman every night and following her schedule. LMAO.
  17. #17
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Do I have to let her sit on my face?

    Her?

    You’ll end up looking like this

  18. #18
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    I don't get it. Even though Stl1 is a dumb lefty why would he talk to an old fat married woman every night with a hubby twice her size.
  19. #19
    Technologist victim of incest
    Jake,
    I take it you’re ready to talk? I’m here for ya!! You too eva❤️
  20. #20
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
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