people who go to lengths to look "nice" with an average look

1. 2015-07-12 at 10:34 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i wear gym shorts a lot at home or at the gym, i would never wear them "out" though. for one they don't have pockets/back pocket for my wallet. also it would just feel weird. And people who do that usually suck for one reason or another
2. 2015-07-13 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #22
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   When I was in high school, I refused to wear cheap shoes. My parents wouldn't buy them, so I would save up my lunch money and sell dime bags for months just to get a pair of nikes. It was painfully apparent that without at least some display of financial prowess, the girls would make cruel sport, openly within earshot of everyone. I had seen it happen to other, less fortunate young men who wore voit or spalding tennis shoes, and I vowed that I would never let it happen to me. I learned a valuable lesson in women during that time; spending money on status items to avoid getting laughed at is a terrible way to get laid.
3. 2015-07-13 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   When I was in high school, I refused to wear cheap shoes. My parents wouldn't buy them, so I would save up my lunch money and sell dime bags for months just to get a pair of nikes. It was painfully apparent that without at least some display of financial prowess, the girls would make cruel sport, openly within earshot of everyone. I had seen it happen to other, less fortunate young men who wore voit or spalding tennis shoes, and I vowed that I would never let it happen to me. I learned a valuable lesson in women during that time; spending money on status items to avoid getting laughed at is a terrible way to get laid.

   
   Well, at least you learned in high school and aren't still failing to learn that lesson like a lot of guys well into their mid 20s and probably beyond.
4. 2018-07-23 at 6:54 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Why did green plastic delete man fuk miss him
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