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Going to a ufologist soon (aliens broke my cock lol)

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    HTS highlight reel
    they gave me cock surgery
    #penisprobes420🤣😏🙏💯💯

    My penis is pretty fucked up right now, but it's not as bad as this



    Yet, but I fear it could get to be that way in time, or could even clot or something if I don't get it fixed.

    I've been having priapism (~7 hour erections) ever since, semi-regularly while laying or sleeping. These will not go away unless I stand up for about 20 minutes, but the moment I start thinking about little green men they come back. During these perioids, my cock will be extremely, sometimes a bit painfully, hard and also about 70% numb at the same time.

    What's most concerning to me is that there is some kind of "kink" similar to the pictures above at the base of the shaft (possible alien device/implant?), as well as mild curvature in the middle and sides that was not there before, trust me. It feels like the blood flow is cut off and not draining properly, starving my cock of oxygen and making it numb. Also maybe nerve damage because aliens hate me. It sounds like an alien implant, but who knows man, only they can set me free.



    Barney and Betty Hill, I may be need to borrow some advice from you in a lil' bit if things don't go so well.. but if I join the likes of you, I do so as a completely, utterly fucking involuntary subject. I would like to try past-life regression and hypnosis though, that could be fun. Aliens... let's have sex again?
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Best thread ever.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Best thread ever.

    not as good as the highlighter thread

    theyre all lacking in pics
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock not as good as the highlighter thread

    theyre all lacking in pics

    Lanny set you free?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Lanny set you free?

    no
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    Originally posted by infinityshock no

    He broke out
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano He broke out

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock no

    so you traded your freedom with the usage of your orrifices ???
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