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Play ARCADIA ( free PC game, works on cheap computers too )

  1. #1
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    THE H0ttest pc game!!! It's a minigame engine with online functionality, has a few good games. Used to play dis all the time when I was a keeyud.


    http://synthetic-reality.com/arcadia.htm

    omg download it so we can play. also for you coding ppl, you can script your own games for the engine with LUA. ( I spent a few hours playing with that but never accomplished much. I would like to make multiplayer checkers, and dominoes as some fairly easy projects. I used to have grand visions of the minigames I wanted to build, but the game is old as phukk and no ones ever online anymore.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    interesting

    I clicked 'empyrion' and find it funny that all the buildings and units just look like low-res photos of things the guy had lying around his garage

    http://synthetic-reality.com/empyrion.htm



    not really sure what the white thing is (led ring?) but the 'power plant' looks like a fishing float stacked on top of a roll of solder
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by aldra interesting

    I clicked 'empyrion' and find it funny that all the buildings and units just look like low-res photos of things the guy had lying around his garage

    http://synthetic-reality.com/empyrion.htm



    not really sure what the white thing is (led ring?) but the 'power plant' looks like a fishing float stacked on top of a roll of solder

    Yeah, I love it. Can't find a way to play with anyone now. Anyone can host a server ( it's a little windows app included with the game ) but if you're behind a router you have to forward some ports which is apparently too much to ask in modern times.

    Usually the creator of the game runs a server, I would host one but there is no easy way to port-forward with my shiddy internet.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    server iz up if anyone wants to get pwnd at the best pc gamer of the last 20yrs
  5. #5
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    shit i forgot you guys all run some hodgepodge of 20 shitty linux flavors ( none of which can muster up the resources to render graphics at this level )
  6. #6
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by aldra

    not really sure what the white thing is (led ring?) but the 'power plant' looks like a fishing float stacked on top of a roll of solder

    Pretty sure the white thing is a timer. My dad has one just like it lying around somewhere. (Like it has a plug on it in the picture. You plug it in the power outlet, and plug your Christmas lights into that so they go on at night or whatever.)
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    hts why u and scron dont get the game , its compatible with windows 95 and up
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    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by A College Professor hts why u and scron dont get the game , its compatible with windows 95 and up

    I'm running Windows 3.1.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    This game is too hard it just shut my laptop down and now I have a bunch more gay porn on my puter than I had before don't trust op
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    lol fuckin gay ass fags dont troll me with that shit
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra but the 'power plant' looks like a fishing float stacked on top of a roll of solder

    large roll of fishing line
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty sure the white thing is a timer. My dad has one just like it lying around somewhere. (Like it has a plug on it in the picture. You plug it in the power outlet, and plug your Christmas lights into that so they go on at night or whatever.)

    that. the dial spins around and turns on or off the power supply depending on what 'keys' are pushed in or pulled out
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    were playin BILLIARDS IN ARCADIA RN HEHEHEHEHE
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    DAMN OVER 13 PEOPLE FROM NIS HAS DOWNLOADED AND JOINED UP ALLTHOUGH ALL HAVE COME AND GONE FOR THE TIME BEING...

    THEY ALL PLAN TO RETURN SOON AND A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm literally already the best player at the face grass blowing up drowning game and I just learned so if I can do it YOU CAN TOO, etc.
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    FUCK MY LIFE
  17. #17
    I’m having the fomos
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m having the fomos

    i'm not sure that i'm understanding. but what I would recommend to those who don't have a PC is to get one or learn to emulate one.

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    Oh ok I’m just going to stand here and act like a PC then if that’s all it takes.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A used laptop costs 50 dollars.
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