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  1. #21
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson well If you need that kind of reassurance… I guess.

    well I dont like to stop fuckin till the whore gets off and I do not condone faking it
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by Manonfire Why do u degrade women so much?
    Rejected to many times for a lifetime or what

    Not women, just bar flies and whores...btw tell your mom I said Hi.
  3. #23
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not women, just bar flies and whores…btw tell your mom I said Hi.

    Never met my.mom

    Obviously thats all ur lonely ass can get

    Single forever
  4. #24
    Single forever...after 2 divorces that sounds pretty good.

    obligatory lololol goes here.
  5. #25
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Lol 2 divorces


    Exactly my point
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Manonfire Lol 2 divorces


    Exactly my point

    Well obviously with 2 divorces I can't have been single forever...lololol.

    Nothing wrong with being single! as you'll find out in another 20 yrs or so... ;)
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  7. #27
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Lololololololololololololololololololololol
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  8. #28
    I knew you'd appreciate the lololol
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  9. #29
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Lmao at both of your lololol.
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  10. #30
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    who knew th 50's would be so nice,, I was on the fence at 47 but by 50 I knew I didnt give a fuk about a fuck,, well not enough to go look for one ,,
  11. #31
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    That's the only good thing about getting old. You really do start to not give a feck.
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  12. #32
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Or if it was like T.V. where somebody would just come up to you and offer to bang you.
  13. #33
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman That's the only good thing about getting old. You really do start to not give a feck.

    true dat sister,, I was such a horny mother fucker and it was like the switch flipped and I woke up not givin a fuk bout pussy

    post newds
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  14. #34
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by Red_Woman That's the only good thing about getting old. You really do start to not give a feck.

    Riding fast sports bikes now is a lot more exciting. Lol. Are you under 125 lbs.
  15. #35
    S6x African Astronaut
    getting married and having sex most days a week or multiple times in the day or night gets boring.. your nuts need a vacation (or female parts)

    I'm ready for the ultimate AR experience.

    do you think it would be cool to make a compound at a camp site where everything built in say foam padded structures match that of the AR or VR and you're in a war simulation with suits that cause small amounts of pain and shocks knowing you've been stuck or injured. have 1:5 model jets flying overhead and dropping exploding (spring action) flour bombs from the jets. just make it as realistic as possible. then you get to loot the losers campsite for goods. everyone has to bring cool stuff.. like 20 dollars worth of novalty shit to pillage.


    airraid sirens going off and everything.
  16. #36
    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT true dat sister,, I was such a horny mother fucker and it was like the switch flipped and I woke up not givin a fuk bout pussy

    post newds

    I think I'm slowly going there too, Poley.
    Not giving a fuk bout any dick, that is. lol
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