If I were a crab...

1. 2018-07-18 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #61
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader C.
   
   for participation.

   
   That didn't scare me.
2. 2018-07-18 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #62
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Lanny But just the right age for mom jeans!

   
   We're so proud of you, coming to terms with your metrosexuality.
3. 2018-07-18 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #63
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   So a jedi is walking around in Russia, when some Russian dude runs up to him in full sprint and pops him right in the mouth with full force.
   
   "Oi vet, what for?!" yelled the jedi.
   
   "For killing Jesus" replied the Russian.
   
   "But that was such a long time ago!" cried the jedi.
   
   "Yeah, but I just now heard about it" said the Russian.
4. 2018-07-19 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #64
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

   
   You need to try coming out of your shell a bit speckles.
   
   
   
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5. 2018-07-19 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #65
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist You need to try coming out of your shell a bit speckles.
   
   
   
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   No need to be so crabby.
6. 2018-07-19 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #66
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL No need to be so crabby.

   
   You catch me in the wrong mood pal and you'll find I'm like a crabid dog.
   
   
   
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7. 2018-07-19 at 2:12 PM UTC

   #67
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by NARCassist You catch me in the wrong mood pal and you'll find I'm like a crabid dog.
   
   
   
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   You put a claw on me and you'll be sorry.
8. 2018-07-19 at 2:20 PM UTC

   #68
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You put a claw on me and you'll be sorry.

   
   Be careful speckles, I have a CCH, that's a concealed carry hermit. And I'm also very quick on the claw.
   
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
9. 2018-07-19 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by HTS I can't even do my own makeup. 😓

   
   That's because men aren't supposed to wear makeup.
10. 2018-07-19 at 6:21 PM UTC

    #70
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by NARCassist Be careful speckles, I have a CCH, that's a concealed carry hermit. And I'm also very quick on the claw.
    
    
    
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    I dare you to say that in water. I can swim circles backwards.