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I have a 7 and 1/2 inch dick...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    In Japan I would be known as Long Dong Kong. In the Democratic Republic of Congo I'm simply average.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dunno why I'm reading this as you having two dicks with dramatically different lengths but I'm finding that more amusing than you bragging about your one average penis
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  3. #3
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Matt everyone from DH has seen it and that's a god damn lie.
  4. #4
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Matt everyone from DH has seen it and that's a god damn lie.

    Tru
    Dat

    We don’t call him “little stumpy” for nuttin 😂🤣😂
  5. #5
    I think what the ladies are in an indirect way asking, is for a new pic with measuring tape beside it.
  6. #6
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 Matt everyone from DH has seen it and that's a god damn lie.

    If u open up that box ill let u see how thick mine is

    Ur face<-
  7. #7
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    So, you bought yourself a Tall Tale Tape Measure, OP?

    Or, did an old girlfriend buy you one as a gift to make you feel better?



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