2018-07-16 at 12:16 PM UTC
If I could fuck every woman that I want to fuck.
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2018-07-16 at 12:18 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
I doubt all the women that you want to fuck have 2 minutes to spare
2018-07-16 at 3:16 PM UTC
Just ask permission and buy her ice cream
Most wimmins say yes
Be nice and compliment her shoes
2018-07-16 at 3:27 PM UTC
Gosh Matt, tough break kid. On the contrary, my predicament is quite similar but no, it isn't really. Life would've been incredibly amazing if women who would want to have adult rated R captioning, boldly tell me that they want to in a straightforward response. Majority of the women likes to test theories and see how it would all play out. Eventually, we always fail, but if we pass, we have 10 more levels to go to get to the master. We only got 1 life, and it's on the hardest difficulty. FML
2018-07-16 at 3:58 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You potentially can, I just think you understand that it isn't worth the effort.
2018-07-16 at 4:27 PM UTC
That's why we deal drugs for.
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2018-07-16 at 4:31 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
Life would be incredibly amazing...if you would just STFU.
2018-07-16 at 4:33 PM UTC
Originally posted by joerell
Life would be incredibly amazing…if you would just STFU.
But I'm not going to so it looks like your life is gonna suck balls. Sucks to be you I guess, lol.
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2018-07-16 at 8:10 PM UTC
If the jedis didn't exist