The official horror thread

2018-07-15 at 3:46 PM UTC

#61

Technologist victim of incest

Michael,
Have you seen the new Purge?

Someone told me it sucked, I’m still going to see it anywho.

2018-07-15 at 4:04 PM UTC

#62

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Originally posted by cupocheer I can only accept so much humor at one sitting.

Is that why you're not dating, Cupo?

2018-07-15 at 7 PM UTC

#63

cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

Originally posted by stl1 Is that why you're not dating, Cupo?

I was, actually, being facetious, dear.

But were a man so immersed in total humor at all times and in every situation imaginable I suppose I might be hard-pressed to consider whether I could date such an individual.

I only have so many pairs if panties, after all.

But to be completely honest and candid, sweety, I, basically, don't date because no man in my age group has presented himself and asked me out on a date.

I have recently been proposed to by a 45 year old guy but I doubt that he was being serious or would have been willing to pay for the marriage license. Add to that that we had never been on a date, and barely knew each other and you may be able to understand my hesitancy.

You weren't considering asking me on a date yourself, were you, sweety?

2018-07-15 at 7:02 PM UTC

#64

cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

Hi Michael,

Hope you are doing well, hon.

I have a serious inquiry.

What is the best horror movie showing this year, if you know, please?

2018-07-15 at 10:57 PM UTC

#65

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by Technologist Michael,
Have you seen the new Purge?

Someone told me it sucked, I’m still going to see it anywho.

I have only watched the first Purge movie, I should try to watch the others as well. I wasn't really into it, but if the newest movie is available for download, I'll make sure to watch it for you and tell you what I think.

2018-07-15 at 10:59 PM UTC

#66

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Originally posted by cupocheer Hi Michael,

Hope you are doing well, hon.

I have a serious inquiry.

What is the best horror movie showing this year, if you know, please?

Hi, forgive me, I don't remember your zoklet username (my memory is terrible, I can't even remember what I did yesterday. Sometimes I can even forget something that happened literally 5 seconds ago.) It's been awhile since I've watched a horror movie, I was on a break that lasted months. But I've heard from people that A Quiet Place and Hereditary were really great horror movies, some even argue that the latter is one of the best they've ever seen in recent years. The only 2018 horror movie that I've watched is Insidious: The Last Key, and that one paled in comparison to its predecessors. Anyway, I hope you are doing well too!!!

2018-07-15 at 11:39 PM UTC

#67

Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]

2018-07-15 at 11:44 PM UTC

#68

Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

Scary.

2018-07-16 at 8:52 PM UTC

#69

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I watched Victor Crowley last night, it was pretty fun. It's the fourth installment of the Hatchet movies. It's probably the final one.

2018-07-20 at 7:47 PM UTC

#70

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I watched the original Poltergeist at my friend's place last night, it was really boring. I don't understand the praise this movie gets.

2018-07-27 at 10:51 PM UTC

#71

S6x African Astronaut

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Cheese dick B Flicks are the best to watch when it's raining outside on a weekend night.

2018-07-27 at 10:52 PM UTC

#72

S6x African Astronaut

Originally posted by Michael Myers I watched the original Poltergeist at my friend's place last night, it was really boring. I don't understand the praise this movie gets.

They praise the girls performance the most. she passed away sometime later. :(

2018-07-29 at 5:11 PM UTC

#73

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I love the original Poltergeist but I wouldn’t consider it horror.

2018-07-29 at 6:09 PM UTC

#74

benny vader YELLOW GHOST

Originally posted by ohfralala I love the original Poltergeist but I wouldn’t consider it horror.

yea, me too.

it gave me errections, especially when they use force to pin the little girl to her bed.

i didnt know why i felt the way i did becos i was 9 when i saw it.

2018-07-29 at 6:18 PM UTC

#75

The Self Taught Man Black Hole