Official "My PMs and New Threads don't work" bump thread

1. 2016-02-17 at 3:48 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   I guess I notice this "problem" about once a day, and if I check back after 20 or 30 minutes it's usually back to normal. I think it's pretty evident that this has been going on for everyone for quite some time now, and Lan Lan is fully aware of the issue, so this thread is rather a pointless exercise it seems to me. I think we should all just hang ourselves from our ceiling fans tbh.

   I have faith that Lonnie will eventually come through for us.
   
2. 2016-02-17 at 5:01 AM UTC

   #22
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   I have faith that Lonnie will eventually come through for us.

   
   Lanny doesn't really care about any of you, even though it might appear as if he does.
   
3. 2016-02-17 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Lanny doesn't really care about any of you, even though it might appear as if he does.

   
   It doesn't appear he does, but I think he takes too much pride in his skills as a computer scientologist to let the site remain broken forever.
   
4. 2016-02-17 at 6:18 PM UTC

   #24
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Lanny does care, to some extent, about the Totse spirit. That's the only reason I let him live.
5. 2016-02-18 at 12:49 AM UTC

   #25
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   God Damn It!
   
   

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6. 2016-02-18 at 2:07 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   One day you will be able to run shitty Vboards forums off cellphones and wifi
7. 2016-02-18 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #27
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   Is Lanny running the site off of a cellphone? I think I asked before.
8. 2016-02-18 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This site clearly runs off a RZR
9. 2016-02-18 at 9:18 AM UTC

   #29
   LiquidIce Houston
   I like the personal touch of
   

   
   console.log('sup niggers');
   

   
   in the the js. Just noticed it.
10. 2016-02-18 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Actually not having PMs and messaging is good. Private communications encourage backroom dirty dealing, secret groups, spam mail. Not having PMS encouragea people to make new threads to call someone out and gets rid of the "Look at this obviously doctored screenshot I took of X's response to me calling him a faggot". Also when people need space cats meth and PCP recipes they don't have to message me and the information gets shares publically and listed in Google for my international YouTube meth cook fans to find me when they Google "uncle fester how to shake and bake cook meth" it Lands right here usually.
11. 2016-02-18 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #31
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Unwritten Rule #293: You WILL post on the board.
    
    Damn. Now it's a written rule. Well, back to the old drawing board.
12. 2016-02-18 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    We need more shake and bake threads to get that Google methcook traffic ya herd
13. 2016-02-20 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #33
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I think I have just given up that they are ever going to work (the PM's). I guess we're just gonna have to go with MQ's idea of making ATTN: (NAME) threads and telling them to meet in a specific and private chat room in TC. From there, other info can be shared such as Kik or Whatsup ( i think that's what it's called ) to have future private messages.
14. 2016-02-23 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Broked
15. 2016-02-23 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Trying to use this website on a phone is like trying to make a girl orgasm with your elbow
16. 2016-02-23 at 1:46 PM UTC

    #36
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Trying to use this website on a phone is like trying to make a girl orgasm with your elbow

    
    And the more you open your arms, the tougher it gets.
    
17. 2016-03-28 at 1:57 AM UTC

    #37
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I've accepted the fact that PM's will probably never work and that's fine but I bumped this thread cuz now posting new threads is not working. It gives me the same error message it does when I try to view my pm's.
18. 2016-03-28 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I've accepted the fact that PM's will probably never work and that's fine but I bumped this thread cuz now posting new threads is not working. It gives me the same error message it does when I try to view my pm's.

    
    
    You forgot to pay the $20 monthly posting fee so your services have been suspended.
19. 2016-03-28 at 3:05 PM UTC

    #39
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I'm on the server and I can see Lanny is fiddling with things. Moving shit around, breaking things and stuff.
20. 2016-03-28 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #40
    arthur treacher African Astronaut

    breaking things

    
    
    nailed it