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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Facial and penile in the same breath…another 11pts benny.

    was that intentional double entendre?
  2. Always

    They don't call me Finbarr Saunders for nothing, in fact they don't call it me at all.
  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by S6x was that intentional double entendre?

    he just wanted to keep that 11pts for himself.
  4. šŸæ African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung This chick I know that screwed Blaster Master said he's got a little rinky-dink.

    You don't know any real chicks.
  5. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by benny vader he just wanted to keep that 11pts for himself.

    Yet he gave it to you. what a friend!
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by S6x You're back with us, Son!

    He's only back just long enough to steal my avatar.
  7. Originally posted by benny vader but theres more.

    michaelangelo had never seen any jedis.

    Of course he did. 16th century Italy was famous for jedis. Just read the Merchant of Venice, where a jedi tries to literally collect payment in the form of a pound of flesh.
  8. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He's only back just long enough to steal my avatar.

    You have to agree.. he was the first to have the "fuck you lanny" that went board viral. why does he want to keep stealing yours?
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by S6x You have to agree.. he was the first to have the "fuck you lanny" that went board viral. why does he want to keep stealing yours?

    I'm user #8, and I was shitting on our old friend Lanny from the moment I got here, before it was even a thing.
  10. Fuck Lanny.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. Luck Fanny
  12. blaster master victim of incest
  13. ^ tiny cock gobblers
  14. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala ^ tiny cock gobblers

    Did ur baby survive birth?
  15. I threw it in a river.
  16. Originally posted by ohfralala I threw it in a river.

    You're supposed to hold on to his ankle
  17. Donā€™t tell me how to raise my children.
  18. S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Donā€™t tell me how to raise my children.

    remember... it takes a socialist villiage to raise a child. your child is everyones child.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Never you worry. Lanny will pay dearly for his BBS crimes. "Operation Snagglepuss" is in full swing, as we speak.
  20. Originally posted by -SpectraL Never you worry. Lanny will pay dearly for his BBS crimes. "Operation Snagglepuss" is in full swing, as we speak.

    I still honestly can't tell if you genuinely believe you are doing important work, or genuinely believe your bullshit is some kind of le epic trole.

    I also can't decide which option is the sadder one.
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