I thought lucid dreams were supposed to be fun

1. 2015-09-06 at 5:06 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   Every time I go into sleep paralysis I try to induce a lucid dream and most of the time it works but all I can fucking do is fly down and to the left and going through walls and shit hurts like fuck. Why can't I fucking go up. Atleast if I went through the ceiling it wouldn't hurt so much cause I'd already be out of there you know
2. 2015-09-06 at 5:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because your life is a downward spiral.
3. 2015-09-06 at 6:03 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   damnnn
   damnnnnnnnn
   deeeep
4. 2015-09-06 at 6:06 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If you're laying on your stomach, try switching to laying on your back, and if you're laying on your back, try switching to laying on your stomach. And if you're laying on one side, try switching to laying on the other side, and if you're laying on the other side, try switching to laying on the OTHER side. And if you're standing, well you're an ASTRONAUT and there's nothing you can do.
5. 2015-09-06 at 8:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Everything about the above post sounds like a guide to tossing and turning at night.
6. 2015-09-06 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   maybe you shouldn't take so many antipsycotics / spice..
7. 2015-09-06 at 8:32 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Everything about the above post sounds like a guide to tossing and turning at night.

   
   Everything about it? EVERYTHING? Even the ASTRONAUT PART? The part where the astronaut just STANDS THERE, STRAPPED TO A WALL, UNMOVING??? Even THAT HAD TO WITH TOSSING AND TURNING??????????
8. 2015-09-06 at 9:09 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Everything about the above post sounds like a guide to tossing and turning at night.

   
   
   better than a guide to getting tossed
9. 2015-09-06 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut

   maybe you shouldn't take so many antipsycotics / spice..

   
   I dont take either of those anymore
   last 3 times I ordered spice I tossed the shit.. didn't get me high just got me noided that I would overdose. only drugs I take now are phenibut, T-PAIN and focalin
10. 2017-09-07 at 2:58 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You're doing it wrong. Also, you're not supposed to do it during sleep paralysis, really. That's not the same thing as actual dreams.
11. 2017-09-07 at 2:59 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by Dissociator Every time I go into sleep paralysis I try to induce a lucid dream and most of the time it works but all I can fucking do is fly down and to the left and going through walls and shit hurts like fuck. Why can't I fucking go up. Atleast if I went through the ceiling it wouldn't hurt so much cause I'd already be out of there you know

    
    I feel as though you don't feel content with in real life
12. 2017-09-07 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I feel as though you don't feel content with in real life

    
    I MADE YOU THINK THIS THREAD WAS RECENT! FUCKING REKT
13. 2017-09-07 at 3:15 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I MADE YOU THINK THIS THREAD WAS RECENT! FUCKING REKT

    
    Nigga your name was plaster all over Fox, don't even start.
    
    *shoves chair*
    
    Sorry mom
    
    And when they put you in the cop car:
    
    I'm sorry Mom I didn't mean it to end like this
14. 2017-09-07 at 3:16 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    SO SALTY
    
    YOU POSTED IN A TWO YEAR OLD THREAD! YOU'LL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN!
15. 2017-09-07 at 3:18 AM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery SO SALTY
    
    YOU POSTED IN A TWO YEAR OLD THREAD! YOU'LL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN!

    
    You are so coming out of left field
16. 2017-09-07 at 3:20 AM UTC

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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    HAHAHAHAHA HEY DISSOCIATOR WHEN DID YOU TRY LUCID DREAMING? OH IN 2015? WELL MASH HAS ADVICE TO GIVE YOU TODAY HAHAHAHAA FUCKING PWNED WHAT A NUB
17. 2017-09-07 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I used to practice lucid dreaming when I was a kid and a couple years ago I induced an astral projection experience, I've had other astral experiences but they happened spontaneously.
    
    I tend to have more nightmares than anything these days but this morning I had an erotic dream, not that it was exactly sexual in pornographic way, but it was more playful and romantic, kind of like a skinamex late 90's softcore porn but not even that hardcore.
    
    I was in middle school and this hen started giving me a shoulder rub and was whispering in my ear (its a recurring dream where I have a girl whispering in my ear) and she walked around to the front of my desk and leaned in front of my face, she was older my age now, but yet we were still in school and I went to kiss her and she pulled away slightly but I pulled her towards me and kissed her.
    
    I then woke up because my alarm went off. It was EROTIC!
    
    
    
    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-09-07T03:37:17.876061+00:00