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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. Ok.
  2. EllariaSand African Astronaut
  3. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Captain I was referring to OhFralala, you chunky bitch.

    I feel more like I stole Christmas than just chunky alone lol
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Cootehill Malice is dead, and his dick was pictured flaccid.

    He seemed to be more or less normal.

    The Irish have the smallest dick size in Europe, but we fuck a lot so it's kinda irrelevant. And we fearlessly assert our territory.

    The English have bigger dicks than the Irish, yet they're miserable fucking cucks. They'll cheer on a nigger raping their own daughers.

    Big dick equals a loser?

    And of course, as everyone knows, the feral wild niggers in the middle of Africa have big enormous ass dicks, and great musculature, but they're dumb as rocks.

    Big dick, dumb as fuck?

    I am only asking questions.

    So what you're saying is that you have the smallest living dick on NIS
  5. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So what you're saying is that you have the smallest living dick on NIS

    the only reason you desperately need to know if there is anyone out there with a small dick is becos you need to console yourself for also having a small dick.
  6. Speedy Parker = SP = Small Penis
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    before advent niggers, everybody have small penises.

  8. That's just standard jedicock
  9. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    That's funny. I had a woman call me a Greek God, but it was only because of ^^
  10. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Captain That's just standard jedicock

    its uncircumcised.

    unlike your mutilated one.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader before advent niggers, everybody have small penises.


    But back then they could inflate their dicks to incredible sizes.
  12. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But back then they could inflate their dicks to incredible sizes.

    i didnt your a cockologist.
  13. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    PoC probably has the smallest dick on here, honestly.
  14. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by hydromorphone PoC probably has the smallest dick on here, honestly.

    How big was it?
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL But back then they could inflate their dicks to incredible sizes.

    Sort of how Totse inflated you...
  16. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Badabing!
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sort of how Totse inflated you…

    Don't you have an avatar to steal somewhere, son?
  18. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Kick his ass man
    Disrespectful bitch shit
  19. Originally posted by benny vader its uncircumcised.

    unlike your mutilated one.

    Look closer, it will enhance your chink vision
  20. Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain chink

    OMG, I haven't heard that word in like, over 20 years! Brings back lotsa memories...
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