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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. #81
    Originally posted by HTS This guy legit has 2 dicks.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/diphallicdude?lang=en

    I more impressed with his butthole.

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  2. #82
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That guy was twins before birth, and the two assholes were compressed into one giant asshole.
  3. #83
    blaster master victim of incest
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  4. #84
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by ohfralala I more impressed with his butthole.


    Jesus Christ. I hope he didn't have a normal butthole at some point.

  5. #85
    Madman African Astronaut
    God I'm glad I have a normal butthole I assume.
  6. #86
    Apparently he’s very into fisting. Yes I stalked down the guy with two dicks. What red blooded female wouldn’t?



    Lol @ fist fest.
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  7. #87
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Well so-rry for pushing a friend to be all that she can be. Just think, she could smuggle keys of H if she really worked at it.

    nobody smuggles using mules anymore, its all done via post.



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  8. #88
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by ohfralala Yes I stalked down the guy with two dicks. What red blooded female wouldn’t?

    I could understand maybe if they were arranged over-under... side by side seems soooo complicated.
  9. #89
    Yeah the side by side does put a damper on things but if he laid on his back and you rode him facing to his side it could be...doable.
  10. #90
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Which dick does he piss out of@_@
  11. #91
    I was wondering the same thing and whether or not both ejaculate. I don’t even know if it’s real tbh.
  12. #92
    Rivotril Houston
    Originally posted by HTS How about g i r t h y dicks?
    I'm girthy AF and girls always liked it.
  13. #93
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Balls deep & slightly girthy is hawt,
  14. #94
    I better get some sort of trendsetter of the year award.
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  15. #95
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Kinks and ohfralala are both fat.
  16. #96
    Originally posted by WellHung Kinks and ohfralala are both fat.

    That's not what half-truth means.
  17. #97
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I do feel pretty fat right now
  18. #98
    Originally posted by Kinks I do feel pretty fat right now

    I was referring to OhFralala, you chunky bitch.
  19. #99
    Guess I shoulda made my name ohfatlala instead. Missed golden opportunities.
  20. Originally posted by ohfralala Guess I shoulda made my name ohfatlala instead. Missed golden opportunities.

    Ohfralala, more like don't ohfralala
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