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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. #61
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Long dicks aren’t fun.
  2. #62
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Kinks Long dicks aren’t fun.



    Originally posted by Kinks Long dicks aren’t fun.



    Originally posted by Kinks Long dicks aren’t fun.

    How about g i r t h y dicks?
  3. #63
    Originally posted by HTS How about g i r t h y dicks?

    Depends, could you fit an oil barrel in your boypussy?
  4. #64
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain Depends, could you fit an oil barrel in your boypussy?

    If I removed all my bones and had some time to practice... probably, yeah.
  5. #65
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sancho Cotdamnnnnn!!!!! DaT nigga JUST ugly AF😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    He’s claiming it’s not his picture 😂🤣😂🤣😂
  6. #66
    Originally posted by HTS If I removed all my bones and had some time to practice… probably, yeah.

    The only bone you need is this one right here

    [Gestures in text]
  7. #67
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well mines only 2 inches





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  8. #68
    Originally posted by NARCassist well mines only 2 inches

    ..from the floor

    Why coz ur on all fours getting ur pooper pushed in?


















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  9. #69
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Very girthy isn’t fun either

    Idk maybe I’m just fun sized and can’t tolerate giant cocks
  10. #70
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    Originally posted by Kinks Very girthy isn’t fun either

    Idk maybe I’m just fun sized and can’t tolerate giant cocks

    You should push yourself and practice on incrementally larger penises until gradually you achieve the ability to fit an entire adult human head inside you. Then start doing weird porn.
  11. #71
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by HTS You should push yourself and practice on incrementally larger penises until gradually you achieve the ability to fit an entire adult human head inside you. Then start doing weird porn.

    I like it.
  12. #72
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 I like it.

    Stfu
    & acknowledge my pms!
  13. #73
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS This guy legit has 2 dicks.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/diphallicdude?lang=en

    Takes half the time to piss.
  14. #74
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Very girthy isn’t fun either

    Idk maybe I’m just fun sized and can’t tolerate giant cocks

    Where u been tho
    U dont do webcam no mores 😦
  15. #75
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Long Dong Silver

    Famed for the apparent size of his penis, reputedly 18 inches (46 cm), he appeared in several pornographic movies in the UK and US during the late 1970s and early 1980s. However, photographer Jay Myrdal has revealed that although Silver “was immensely endowed… a good nine or ten inches,” the penis featured in his porn shoots was faked. After at first successfully using “complicated multi-exposure techniques” to enhance Silver’s natural endowments for still photography, Myrdal later persuaded Christopher Tucker, the makeup artist for the film The Elephant Man, to create the prosthetic which greatly contributed to the notoriety of Long Dong Silver. Myrdal comments that, “It was very light, a very delicate foam latex sleeve that fit on over the cock, carefully glued down underneath by the pubes and then made up.”

    i'd be seriously fucking pissed off if i had a dick that size. that would literally be your entire whole life experience completely ruined. imagine living as a man and never getting to experience the awesome feeling of being balls deep, like not even once.



    like not even once, dayaamm



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  16. #76
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    U picked one of the nastiest pics man
  17. #77
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS You should push yourself and practice on incrementally larger penises until gradually you achieve the ability to fit an entire adult human head inside you. Then start doing weird porn.

    shut the fuck up you cunt and stop trying to ruin the nice tight pussies.

    just coz you're a fucking homo.



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  18. #78
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Manonfire U picked one of the nastiest pics man

    what you saying? i made that picture.



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  19. #79
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist shut the fuck up you cunt and stop trying to ruin the nice tight pussies.

    just coz you're a fucking homo.



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    Well so-rry for pushing a friend to be all that she can be. Just think, she could smuggle keys of H if she really worked at it.
  20. #80
    blaster master victim of incest
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