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Murdering people who stare at their phones in public

  1. #1
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  2. #2
    Madman African Astronaut
    Make better phone malware.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You don't have to kill them, just try to hack off their hand with a cleaver. Whenever they look at the screen, they'll see a horrible gash just a few inches down from there, or maybe a stump, if you were successful, and your point will have landed.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    But is it murder if you are performing a public service?
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    ^ Maybe this..
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    I compensate for my small penis with my iPhone in public
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Sent from Africa in public
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    HTS highlight reel
    Poor apt is upset that people aren't giving him attention because they're too busy looking at their phones and doing stuff they're actually interested in. How narcissistic do you have to be to get upset about people looking at their phones? Pathetic.

    What. A. Loser. 🙄
  10. #10
    You can kick people off the wifi in coffee shops for a second if you use aircrack. I'm trying to remember how it was so long ago, I think when you select the router you kick everyone off between password attempts or something. Anyways, I dont stare but I am always checking my phone like a weirdo. If I have wifi somewhere sometimes I'm trying to get something done really quick. I hate people walking and staring at their phones. I'm sure there will be rashes of Darwinian epidemics of people walking into traffic or stepping on poisonous things and needles in the future. The more stuff goes on the less people pay to the world around them. Kind of funny how people's senses are so easily taken
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    A few days ago i saw a guy almost walk onto the street on a red light bc he was so absorbed by his phone so yeah I approve of the murdering. Its for their own good after all!!!
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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Lol I haven't seen a dimlo using 'SWIM' in fucking ages.



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  14. #14
    esbity African Astronaut
    OP needs a txt buddy.

    5o3_99o_3747
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Glowing rectangles, man.

    Skull. And. Bones. Maaannnnn
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If I'm talking to someone and they are looking down at their phone, I slap it out of their hand.
  17. #17
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Even if they were looking down at their phone before you started talking?
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    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by apt The only cure for screen addiction is a knife to the heart. By putting these people out of their misery, SWIM would be doing a public service.

    "Someone Who Is Me"
    -apt


    we'll look for it on the news, apt. so we will know where to direct them to.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If I'm talking to someone and they are looking down at their phone, I slap it out of their hand.



    Originally posted by mmQ Even if they were looking down at their phone before you started talking?

    Sorry everyone for vimb just want to know these answers when I'm drunk for fun
  20. #20
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Sorry everyone for vimb just want to know these answers when I'm drunk for fun

    Don't you have a Job?

    Go work on the shale and make 70k a year
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