2018-07-08 at 4:37 PM UTC
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2018-07-08 at 4:47 PM UTC
Make better phone malware.
2018-07-08 at 4:49 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
You don't have to kill them, just try to hack off their hand with a cleaver. Whenever they look at the screen, they'll see a horrible gash just a few inches down from there, or maybe a stump, if you were successful, and your point will have landed.
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2018-07-08 at 4:51 PM UTC
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2018-07-08 at 4:59 PM UTC
But is it murder if you are performing a public service?
2018-07-08 at 5:28 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I compensate for my small penis with my iPhone in public
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2018-07-08 at 8:03 PM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
Sent from Africa in public
2018-07-08 at 8:19 PM UTC
Poor apt is upset that people aren't giving him attention because they're too busy looking at their phones and doing stuff they're actually interested in. How narcissistic do you have to be to get upset about people looking at their phones? Pathetic.
What. A. Loser. 🙄
2018-07-08 at 8:22 PM UTC
You can kick people off the wifi in coffee shops for a second if you use aircrack. I'm trying to remember how it was so long ago, I think when you select the router you kick everyone off between password attempts or something. Anyways, I dont stare but I am always checking my phone like a weirdo. If I have wifi somewhere sometimes I'm trying to get something done really quick. I hate people walking and staring at their phones. I'm sure there will be rashes of Darwinian epidemics of people walking into traffic or stepping on poisonous things and needles in the future. The more stuff goes on the less people pay to the world around them. Kind of funny how people's senses are so easily taken
2018-07-09 at 6:14 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
A few days ago i saw a guy almost walk onto the street on a red light bc he was so absorbed by his phone so yeah I approve of the murdering. Its for their own good after all!!!
2018-07-09 at 6:25 PM UTC
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2018-07-09 at 8:25 PM UTC
Lol I haven't seen a dimlo using 'SWIM' in fucking ages.
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2018-07-09 at 11:59 PM UTC
OP needs a txt buddy.
5o3_99o_3747
2018-07-10 at 12:03 AM UTC
Glowing rectangles, man.
Skull. And. Bones. Maaannnnn
2018-07-10 at 1:17 AM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
If I'm talking to someone and they are looking down at their phone, I slap it out of their hand.
2018-07-10 at 2:10 AM UTC
Even if they were looking down at their phone before you started talking?
