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Most memorable gifts you've received

  1. #1
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    When I turned 16 my dad got me a self-help book of a very personal subject with an embarrassing title. I couldn't believe he made me open it in front of our extended family. It was one of the most humiliating experiences of my life and I think I threw it out right after the party. Dad is normally very thoughtful in his gift giving, and a terrific human being, which made this all the more perplexing.

    For Christmas, my evil sister got me tickets to a concert I had wanted to see but didn't think I'd have the time or money. She even called my father ahead to see if it would be an appreciated gift, which he confirmed. She kept bothering me to redeem the tickets with very aggressive language, so I decided not to, just to see what she would do. She was enraged and blew up my phone with nasty messages, but I ignored her. I knew there were strings attached when I got the tickets, as tends to be the case when a manipulative gorgon offers you something you desire, but in truth, I actually wanted to go.
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it sounds like you were both manipulative gorgons all along
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Oh.

    A few years back we did a 'Secret Santa' thing at work. The person who got me was an older lady in her 50s, nice enough but we barely knew each other. She apparently asked Dave, a co-worker and friend I'd known since high school, what she should get. Apparently he'd managed to convince her I was super into My Little Pony and showed her a bunch of 'brony' pages to prove he wasn't joking. When I unwrapped it and showed the office, it was very difficult to tell her thankyou and not to tell Dave to go and fuck himself.
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  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Addendum: I got a Filipino guy who liked to pretend he was black. His gift was half a watermelon, grape soft drink and a book of KFC vouchers. I don't know if that was why but we didn't do secret santa after than year.
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  5. #5
    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    A child... never said it had to be a good gift...
  6. #6
    ShizNitty Houston
    The gift of life and everyday I wake up is a new gift which im truly blessed and grateful for and ill be damned if I waste my gift
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
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    Originally posted by tje2607 A child… never said it had to be a good gift…

    This heheheehehe
  8. #8
    I got a Mamod stream tractor when I was 10 when I wanted a train set...I was pissed after dropping 10000 hints. Still that steam tractor turned out to be a great gift as I lead to my love of consuming methylated spirits.
  9. #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    My first CD I ever owned from this popular boyband my sister got me for Christmas it meant a lot to me

    I played that CD all the time, knew every song and every lyric haha

    My sister was in town this weekend I wish I had of asked does she remember getting it for me


    My super Nintendo my daddy got me even tho he was against video games ..

    And my DreamPhone😍LMAO

    It was a big Pink phone with cards that had guys numbers and their pic and you can call them and they’d say like a few phrases 😂

    Guys with names like Chad, Brad, Tyler etc and the pics looked like they were some country club kids lol..

    All the numbers were 555 something and I remember trying to call one of the numbers on the house phone and got an operator

    That’s how I learned what 555 was for ROFL

    AHHH♥️ Childhood 🦄
  10. #10
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    When H.R. Scrawnaldo .. The People's Champion, in silk-cotton gave his last alt to his fellow countryman


  11. #11
    Technologist victim of incest
    One that I received this last Christmas from my BFF of 31years. She got me a 23 and Me geneology kit. I was adopted, so finding out my ancestry was great experience. This is a gift I’ll never forget❤️
  12. #12
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra Addendum: I got a Filipino guy who liked to pretend he was black. His gift was half a watermelon, grape soft drink and a book of KFC vouchers. I don't know if that was why but we didn't do secret santa after than year.

  13. #13
    CandyRein Black Hole


    Omfg! I haven’t seen Chad in so long ROFL 💖

    I’ll order this right now with no regret lol
    Fuqn Chad ol’ Heartbreaker 💖
  14. #14
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Omfg! I haven’t seen Chad in so long ROFL 💖

    I’ll order this right now with no regret lol
    Fuqn Chad ol’ Heartbreaker 💖

    Teaching kids how to be phone hors for over 20yrs.
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Omg dreamphoine I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ that game lucky duck!! 🐥🐥

    Most mem gift definitely the gift of salvation and eternal paradise with my Maker thanks to my Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ through whom all things are possible. Praise Him!
  16. #16
    CandyRein Black Hole
    LMAO!

    I loved my phone.. I took it over my friends house so they can talk to guys too 😋haha

    The guys said phrases like::

    You wanna go to the movies tonight

    Let’s meet at the arcade after school

    I wish I remembered more
    LOL

    There was one black guy I think his name was Frank lolol
  17. #17
    Originally posted by CandyRein LMAO!

    I loved my phone.. I took it over my friends house so they can talk to guys too 😋haha

    The guys said phrases like::

    You wanna go to the movies tonight

    Let’s meet at the arcade after school

    Imagine what type of messages they would have today...
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  18. #18
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL!!

    Probably inappropriate ass stuff 😂smfh
    You kill me jigg😂
  19. #19
    Maybe this guy

  20. #20
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Get my body bag plz

    I’m D E A D. Dead


    Omfg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Ok I’m done laughing finally.. that’s exactly how they talked in all actuality
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