Originally posted by joerell
AN IMPORTANT NIS CIVIL WAR UPDATE.
This is Joe Rell for NIS NEWS reporting live on Zocalo Island with General CP. Over 500 Delta Nigga Force soldiers have landed on the south side of the island in the last hour and are peparing for a massive Midnight assault on Zocalo HQ deep in the jungle. Still no signs of Finny or his tactical dildos.
Only 1 single Zocalo female Zocalo geeted us.
General, you seem a bit unsteady?
Yes Dear, I am. War sucks. I've been drinking…heavily.
Do you have a message for your troops
Yes I do Dear. Best fucking drugglies I've ever fought with or had the privelege to smoke up with. We will win this war for the ladies back home and miss them all. El, LJ, Kitty, Candy, Jill, Apple, TeeHee and KinkyWinky. Also Lala the weird dyke and HTS my bride to be. A special hello to my mentor…Lanny.