I should get a pocket pussy

1. 2016-04-26 at 2:33 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   but i'll probably just end up put a banana peel in some dirty rolled up socks with a condom on.
2. 2016-04-26 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   buy a farm animal.
3. 2016-04-26 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #3
   Industrial Houston
   what if you use a mango or make a slit in a cut of meat
4. 2016-04-27 at 3:05 AM UTC

   #4
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   rape would be cheaper
5. 2016-04-27 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   just cut your dick off, then you dont have to worry about what to jack off in
6. 2016-04-27 at 5:03 AM UTC

   #6
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Get two banana peels and perform a banana creampie.
7. 2016-04-27 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lol
8. 2016-04-27 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #8
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   buy a farm animal.

   
   this, here we call them "slam pigs"
   
   I'm pretty sure those dick machines give you dick cancer
9. 2016-04-27 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Buy one of those toys that's an entire ass/vagina. I might get one of those myself.
10. 2016-04-27 at 10:46 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Buy/invent pants with pussy pockets so you can just stick your dick in it from the inside and get fucked all day.
    
    "Pussy Pockets. Get fucked all day."
11. 2016-04-27 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #11
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Buy/invent pants with pussy pockets so you can just stick your dick in it from the inside and get fucked all day.
    
    "Pussy Pockets. Get fucked all day."

    
    What about a bike with this option? It could be attached to it so that pedaling would also move it up and down, for hands free masturbation. You could have a privacy cover over your lap that can be lowered and raised. There would also be the thrill of doing it in public, moving at high speeds with the wind flowing through your hair.
    
    We should patent this.
12. 2016-04-28 at 12:38 AM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would keep my privacy cover raised for TEH LULZ