ATTN: Everyone who thought my tinder date would be a disaster.

1. 2018-07-03 at 2:57 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I'm glad your date went well Enter.
   
   It's going to be a lot funnier when you manage to fuck it up horribly after getting attached than if she was just a no show on the first date.
   
   Always remember: the longer it takes for it to crash and burn, the more it's going to hurt when it inevitably does.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • Cootehill, 
   • Archer513, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-07-03 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by NARCassist specially if she pee's on me first ;)

   
   can you tell a mans pee from a womans pee ???
   
   .
3. 2018-07-03 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #23
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Lanny Always remember: the longer it takes for it to crash and burn, the more it's going to hurt when it inevitably does.

   
   Who hurt you? How many times?
   
   Love is a thing, you know... not everything has to turn out badly. Most things do, a lot of the time... sure... but true love prevails.~
4. 2018-07-05 at 1:05 AM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by HTS Who hurt you? How many times?
   
   Love is a thing, you know… not everything has to turn out badly. Most things do, a lot of the time… sure… but true love prevails.~

   
   theres no such thing as love.
   
   love is a phantasy they put in the bible, literary works plays and silver screens.
   
   it doesnt exist IRL.
5. 2018-07-05 at 2:36 AM UTC

   #25
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS Who hurt you? How many times?
   
   Love is a thing, you know… not everything has to turn out badly. Most things do, a lot of the time… sure… but true love prevails.~

   
   You shouldn't use a period with a squiggle
   
   Also, your love definitely ain't going to work out idk what you talkin about fam.
6. 2018-07-05 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #26
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by benny vader can you tell a mans pee from a womans pee ???
   
   .

   Of course.
7. 2018-07-06 at 3:18 AM UTC

   #27
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by cupocheer Of course.

   
   administer the tests.