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What qualities will you require of your children?

  1. #61
    Bless your heart.
  2. #62
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no woman ever told me she got knocked up so I must not have any kids
  3. #63
    Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Bless your heart.

    You're in trouble when a southern girl says bless your heart
  4. #64
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've always said that I will just raise my kid to kick a football between NFL regulation goal posts. As soon as I can start he or she will just kick kick kick. I'm gonna produce the best NFL kicker in the world and get rich doing it. EZ
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As far as their beliefs as long as they aren't a Christian I don't care what they think or do.
  6. #66
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    If I ever have kids (God forbid) they will be riding dirt bikes and motorcycles as soon as they can walk, and he/she will be the next motogp world champion
  7. #67
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Too late for me to worry about it, OP.
    My babies have babies that are almost adult. They are entailing the qualities now.
    Whatever I did when they were younger has now mestaticized.
  8. #68
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Its too fkn hot to move!
  9. #69
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny If I ever have a kid the lesson I want to teach them is that the "work hard to get ahead" meme is a scam foisted upon americans to extract labor from them. My kid would be the beneficiary of the last remnant of the upwardly mobile middle class in the US and needs to be taught that they never need to work because they won some bizarre lottery, to neither regret their good fortune nor grown vain under its shadow. To appreciate the absurdity of their existence but not to squander it in toil by confusing work for moral fiber.

    Basically I want my child to be a trustfund kid who makes shitty plays no one likes but they find deeply meaningful.

    but what are you going to teach them about gender id tho ???
  10. #70
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm telling ya, you and me and our cute adopted Asian daughter in a quirky neighborhood on Russian Hill in San Francisco. We could walk her to school in the morning, get a coffee and a late breakfast every day. Go home, I'll work for a few hours, you can tend to our little garden. We'll play some video games, we'll take turns picking her up from school while the other makes dinner (we'll pretend to like your cooking even if it's not great) and cuddle up to watch a movie at night. It would be a dream.

    i can only imagine what goes on every night in that crayon colored room behind those drawn curtains and that locked door.
  11. #71
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist There are a million things we say we will or won’t do when it comes to raising kids………then it mostly goes out the window. Kids are born with their own personality, each child is raised differently.

    True....a parent who talks complete bs and behaves like the town cum dumpster might push an ashamed poorly raised kid to beat the crap out of her.....kids are so intuitive, after years of abuse & neglect they must get really tired of listening to the “Do as I say not as I do” bullshit coming out of some whores mouth.....even if that whore is their mother
  12. #72
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    If it wasn't for the parents of the girl my friends and I volunteer for she never would have ended up burned and in hospital due to a fire related to drugs. As soon as she was placed in a decent foster home she immediately improved by 50% and her advancements so far are incredible. She has plans for the trust fund which was set up for her and wih a strong desire to do well. Being free of druggies, psychos, liars, users and heartless people she will survive and her attitude has changed. Medically she's ok...thank God.

    Many kids mimic dysfunctional parents also becoming druggies and abusers and only the strong ones escape. Bottom line some parents should not preach or give advice before they deal with their own mental issues and hate. Example in an extreme case Richard Kuklinski ( The Iceman a mob hitman who killed over 200 people ) was severely beaten by his father a drunk as a child and in retaliation started killing cats eventually also bullies who chased him. This triggered his mental illness and he even admitted that maybe he would have been different with good loving parents. Some parents try to make themselves look sane to others...yet are disturbed themselves inside and main reason their kids turn out bad unless they're in the minority who are independent with intelligence and able to cope. As soon as a kid starts beating his parents don't assume he's crazy...you have to look at the whole picture and what motivates him to be violent.
  13. #73
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by EllariaSand True….a parent who talks complete bs and behaves like the town cum dumpster might push an ashamed poorly raised kid to beat the crap out of her…..kids are so intuitive, after years of abuse & neglect they must get really tired of listening to the “Do as I say not as I do” bullshit coming out of some whores mouth…..even if that whore is their mother


    It’s ok Eva,
    Just because you’re too ugly for a man to stick his dick into, doesn’t mean you have to be jealous of me having a child.

    You think you know about my child and how he was raised, but you don’t know shit. How can you even begin to think you know anything about me? You don’t, not a damn thing. So keep spreading your lies. It’s ok, maybe one day a man will stick his dick in you, just get plenty of paper bags.

    Now you can move along and post stalk someone else. Keep jumping at my posts puppet🤣😂🤣
  14. #74
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist It’s ok Eva,
    Just because you’re too ugly for a man to stick his dick into, doesn’t mean you have to be jealous of me having a child.

    You think you know about my child and how he was raised, but you don’t know shit. How can you even begin to think you know anything about me? You don’t, not a damn thing. So keep spreading your lies. It’s ok, maybe one day a man will stick his dick in you, just get plenty of paper bags.

    Now you can move along and post stalk someone else. Keep jumping at my posts puppet🤣😂🤣

    Calm down Janice......did I strike a nerve? You seem triggered.....you’re almost 60 it can’t be good for your blood pressure



    DANCE PUPPET 😂😂😂
  15. #75
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    All of you posters must be quite young and have no children.

    Adults don't set requirements for their children.Children develop their own life skills.
  16. #76
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Tensile strength
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #77
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer All of you posters must be quite young and have no children.

    Adults don't set requirements for their children.Children develop their own life skills.

    You're a fucking idiot for multiple reasons.

    A: Several people here have children.
    B: Children don't develop any skills if they are stuck in their crib cuz mom and dad is busy doing heroin.
    C: Get the fuck out already.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. #78
    And E: what happened to D:
  19. #79
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Public arrest records.....when they beat up slut bag mommy and she has to call the cops 👮

    LMFAO
  20. #80
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer All of you posters must be quite young and have no children.

    Adults don't set requirements for their children.Children develop their own life skills.

    Actually “dear” most of us “adults” are not stupid enough to post information about family etc......however some idiots find it necessary to create a “normal persona” for the strangers whose opinions of them are very importantly their failing self esteem ......✊
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