you are all invited to my suicide

1. 2015-11-24 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   On November 26th at 4pm eastern time I will end my life. If you are interested in attending the e-event, please pm me for details.
   
   thank you,
   
   richard
2. 2015-11-24 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nobody cares if you live or die.
3. 2015-11-24 at 6:23 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Literally no one cares.
4. 2015-11-24 at 7:28 PM UTC

   #4
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   PM sent
   
   I will be masturbating furiously during the ceremony.
5. 2015-11-26 at 4:23 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thanks for the interest so far guys, 12 invitations sent out.
6. 2015-11-26 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   would join you but it seems a bit gay so I'll probably hold off for the moment
7. 2015-11-26 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #7
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You don't scare me.
8. 2015-11-26 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #8
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Are you gonna be creative or are you just gonna shoot yourself in the head... Be creative we'll remember you a little longer.
9. 2015-11-26 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #9
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I would like an invitation but I can't send PM.
10. 2015-11-26 at 10:44 PM UTC

    #10
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    Is this faggot dead yet? I call dibs on the carcass
11. 2015-11-27 at 3:11 AM UTC

    #11
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    It was an epic prank.
12. 2015-11-27 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Yes, he's dead. He was found this afternoon, gently swinging back and forth in his mother's closet.
13. 2015-11-27 at 10:37 AM UTC

    #13
    Sharpie Houston

    Yes, he's dead. He was found this afternoon, gently swinging back and forth in his mother's closet.

    You don't scare me kid.
14. 2015-11-27 at 12:50 PM UTC

    #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Don't do it, Richard. We care about you.
15. 2015-11-27 at 8:17 PM UTC

    #15
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    shut the fuck up michael meyers or you can join him