ATTN: Everyone who thought my tinder date would be a disaster.

1. 2018-07-03 at 8:14 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
2. 2018-07-03 at 8:17 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   it was you that thought it would be a disaster. you even took a pal along because you thought you were gonna get mugged, lol.
   
   
   
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-07-03 at 8:18 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
4. 2018-07-03 at 9 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you know that^ song is about bisexuality right?
   
   
   
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5. 2018-07-03 at 9:02 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist you know that^ song is about bisexuality right?
   
   
   
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   lol you know what's funny
   
   when I was waiting in the bar with my friend, my friend was like "dude you're gonna get raped, it's not gonna be her"
   
   and then when she turned up lookin' all cute and came up and hugged me, he musta been thinking "what in the fuck..."
   
   HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
6. 2018-07-03 at 9:04 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut
7. 2018-07-03 at 9:04 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   when you fuck her get her to give you a golden shower mate. i know you prolly think it sounds gross but you'll fucking love it, its hot af.
   
   
   
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8. 2018-07-03 at 9:05 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by NARCassist when you fuck her get her to give you a golden shower mate. i know you prolly think it sounds gross but you'll fucking love it, its hot af.
   
   
   
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   I don't... what...
   
   are you supposed to jack off when she's pissing on you or something?
9. 2018-07-03 at 9:13 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Enterita I don't… what…
   
   are you supposed to jack off when she's pissing on you or something?

   
   you can do, or lick her pussy as she pee's is nice. i like to get them to piss all over my cock and balls immediately before i fuck her with my now pissy wet cock.
   
   
   
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10. 2018-07-03 at 9:15 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by NARCassist you can do, or lick her pussy as she pee's is nice. i like to get them to piss all over my cock and balls immediately before i fuck her with my now pissy wet cock.
    
    
    
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    Oh. I'll uh... I'll check that out.
11. 2018-07-03 at 9:20 AM UTC

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    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    no one gives a fuck
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12. 2018-07-03 at 9:21 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i give a fuck.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-07-03 at 9:22 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    specially if she pee's on me first ;)
    
    
    
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14. 2018-07-03 at 11:03 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Stfu faggot
15. 2018-07-03 at 11:07 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol, i just got called a faggart by a faggart hah.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-07-03 at 11:52 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist lol, i just got called a faggart by a faggart hah.
    
    
    
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    I was referring to Enter.
17. 2018-07-03 at 12:27 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    hahah, enter you just got called a faggart by a faggart, how embarrassing, lol.
    
    
    
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18. 2018-07-03 at 1:57 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Cringe thread
19. 2018-07-03 at 2:17 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Any chic that bangs a dude that brings a butt buddy to a date,deserves the weak fuck she’s gonna get...
20. 2018-07-03 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Archer513 Any chic that bangs a dude that brings a butt buddy to a date,deserves the weak fuck she’s gonna get…

    
    Or the threesome