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My Tinder date. (drunk post)

  1. #1
    Enterita African Astronaut
    I was sitting in the bar with my friend, because he was going to be there for protection if it turned out she was going to mug me or it was a gang or something.

    Anyway... she came in and...

    ..IT WAS JUST LIKE HER PHOTOS! But BETTER!!! She was so cute and looked so cool! She gave me a hug and we went to sit down and she went and got herself a beer.

    We fucking talked, then we bar hopped, went to all these different places in town...

    fuck it was cool. She actually wanted to spend time with me. Like, I felt so confident.

    Fuck I'm so happy. I don't care if she doesn't message me again after this night. Tonight I felt valued, I used tinder for the first time, got a match with a cute girl, and actually had a great memorable night. She even touched me during the night, like grabbed me and motioned me around corners and stuff when she was like "Let's go this way" etc.

    I know I'm rambling coz I'm fucking drunk right now but holy fuck

    I'm so happy ;_; maybe women don't hate me after all
  2. #2
    Enterita African Astronaut
    MY DATE WAS SUCCESSFUL!!!! I FEEL SO CONFIDENT!!!! ^_^

    My friend was like "so u didn't get laid?" but I didn't try to get laid. My goal was to feel accepted and get my confidence up which I succeeded at. I'm so happy. ^_^
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Right on fona!!
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  4. #4
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Oh, here's something I just remembered that's pretty funny.

    I kept lying about shit, and so she said, "why are u being so mysterious? are you a serial killer or something?"

    lol.
  5. #5
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so you gonna see her again?



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  6. #6
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    more to the point is she gonna see you again?



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  7. #7
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist more to the point is she gonna see you again?



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    She added me on FB and followed me on instagram, she wants to see me again yes!!!!

    I'm so happy!!!!! :D But as I said I don't care if it doesn't work out, I'm just happy I felt appreciated and she enjoyed hanging out with me, you know?

    Like I no longer think women hate me anymore.
  8. #8
    mso8 Houston
    hey, good shit dude. keep it up, hopefully you can see her again
  9. #9
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    good, now go put your dick in that dirty little cum bucket.



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  10. #10
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Thank you guys. ^_^ I'm so happy. ANd yeah I'm really drunk right nwo.

    I guess I'm not ugly..................
  11. #11
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    told you tinder fixes things. Glad you took your first steps. Congrats.
  12. #12
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Wellp, I'm one of the boys now. Yeah, I meet cute chicks on tinder as well. LMAO can you believe there's fuckin' incel losers who don't do that shit? Fuckin' hilarious.
  13. #13
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by Enterita Oh, here's something I just remembered that's pretty funny.

    I kept lying about shit, and so she said, "why are u being so mysterious? are you a serial killer or something?"

    lol.

    This is why your relationships don't work out. "Mysterious" is code for "sneaky asshole"
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