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I'm gonna pour my heart out here, guys. I'm at my lowest. :(

  1. #61
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Captain If you stop giving so much of a shit about getting laid as an objective, and try to be a happy, self fulfilled person, your pussy game will improve dramatically.

    I'm too far in the direction of loving myself that I talk myself out of pussy I don't reaaally want.. this has been a problem for the past few months.
  2. #62
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Actually scratch that, my game just sucks for women above like 20 and I be getting too old for that.
  3. #63
    Enterita African Astronaut
    thanks for responding everyone
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    Enter you are onemy favorite little princess
  5. #65
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Good luck and may you live in peace.
  6. #66
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Manonfire Ur making me want to bone u

    DONT.

    at that age the skins and fleshes have lost all their elasticity, itll be just like fucking a memory foam.

    you stick it in and you pull out and there will be a gapping hole in that antique vagina that will take sometime to fill itself out and return to its original shape.
  7. #67
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by lnfinityshock you stick it in soft then enjoy the symphony of 'snap crackle pop' as you get hard and the bones break.

    edit: fun fact: that joke is why they perma-banned me from the game 'eve'

    why did you talked about fucking antiques in a game ???
  8. #68
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    maybe you shouldn't try to meet girls on dating sights lol
  9. #69
    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    I'll just rape them instead jeeeeeeeert
  10. #70
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Also, this is a failtroll by Enter.

    Well intentioned people like Zanick (and the rest of you) believe they'd rather be trolled than risking letting a lost soul go unsupported, but they don't realize that they're just too trusting to see that no such risk exists. Or maybe some of them are in on it, because Enter loves to PM people and be a rat.

    Either way, just letting yalls know.

    well i guess as one of his previous victims you would know this.



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  11. #71
    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Its not even the real Enter
  12. #72
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by lnfinityshock you stick it in soft then enjoy the symphony of 'snap crackle pop' as you get hard and the bones break.

    edit: fun fact: that joke is why they perma-banned me from the game 'eve'

    lol, I didn't think it was possible to get banned from that game
  13. #73
    Kinks Enter's Waifu [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Lmfao the majority of the advice posted up in here is wildin
  14. #74
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I'm posting in this thread for the sake of postin'! ONE LOVE!
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