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When you’re having the best day ever

  1. #1
    And you wish your lover was there to enjoy it with you. My company is halfway through “lake day”. We’ve got a sweet ass mansion on Lake Austin with an infinity pool, boat and jet ski rentals, a snow cone truck, and lots of catering and booze.

    And I get two spend two nights in this house and all I can think about is using that garden tub with someone special.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Damn. Sounds high end. I wonder what kind of job you have that gives you that kind of treatment.
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Enjoy it alone or invite friends?

    I spending the weekend on the lake with just some friends. I wanna snow cone now. But we're renting wave runners too and going tubing. Its just as fun with friends ya know.
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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -mal- And you wish your lover was there to enjoy it with you. My company is halfway through “lake day”. We’ve got a sweet ass mansion on Lake Austin with an infinity pool, boat and jet ski rentals, a snow cone truck, and lots of catering and booze.

    And I get two spend two nights in this house and all I can think about is using that garden tub with someone special.

    Lol fuck a coworker while your cuck bf drinks a craft brew in a flannel 😎
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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Did you dump his ass yet
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    No two more weeks minimum until I can.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    paging Bill Krozby
  8. #8
    Originally posted by aldra paging Bill Krozby

    Ugh, could you not?
  9. #9
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn. Sounds high end. I wonder what kind of job you have that gives you that kind of treatment.

    I’m an office manager for a tech company that was acquired by a Fortune 500 in 2012.
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by -mal- I’m an office manager for a tech company that was acquired by a Fortune 500 in 2012.

    Translation: my company was bought by Google and we haven't been fired, yet.

    You should be trying to grab yourself a nerd.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Cootehill Translation: my company was bought by Google and we haven't been fired, yet.

    You should be trying to grab yourself a nerd.


    Not google lol. And working on it.
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    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Lol. How tf does snow cone truck fit in there with mansion, infinity pool, boat and jet skis.

    Fuckin redneck.
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    Originally posted by Daddyissues Lol. How tf does snow cone truck fit in there with mansion, infinity pool, boat and jet skis.

    Fuckin redneck.

    It’s called a gated driveway you effing tard.
  14. #14
    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -mal- you effing tard.

    Irony^
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Daddyissues Irony^

    Who are you again?
  16. #16
    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    one time I took DPH and had the worst day ever
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there a faggot named JEFF staying there too? I feel like there's always a Jeff. If there IS, you should dispose of him in a "boating accident."
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    apric0t Houston
    i used to like nerds but then that rope came out and i felt like they cheapened themselves with the gimmick so i dont like nerds anymore
  19. #19
    I wish my lover was here...so I could dump him in two weeks.
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  20. #20
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I wish my lover was here…so I could dump him in two weeks.

    I'm right here bb
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