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  1. #41
    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    Originally posted by TT.x1c tae kwon do is on a similar level of combat effectiveness to tai chi and feng shui

    The point is to develop fitness and coordination. You aren't going to win a war with Tae Kwon Do.

    You probably have a machine gun mounted on your mobility scooter.
  2. #42
    Is the Pope a Catholic, lol

    You fags need to get used to it.
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  3. #43
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING The point is to develop fitness and coordination. You aren't going to win a war with Tae Kwon Do.

    Apple implied TKD would enable her to 'beat your ass'

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Is the Pope a Catholic, lol

    You fags need to get used to it.

    ...good question
  4. #44
    TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING The point is to develop fitness and coordination. You aren't going to win a war with Tae Kwon Do.

    You probably have a machine gun mounted on your mobility scooter.

    the point of training in martial arts that are not gay is to prepare for self defence

    for fitness and coordination we use this thing called exercise
  5. #45
    Krav Maga is the only worthwhile martial art.
  6. #46
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Krav Maga is the only worthwhile martial art.

    most people don't need to learn 28 ways to twist balls, poke eyes or attack an arab woman from behind
  7. #47
    TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Krav Maga is the only worthwhile martial art.

    krav maga specially as taught in for profit school is essentially interpretive dance
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  8. #48
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by TT.x1c krav maga specially as taught in for profit school is essentially interpretive dance

    That made me laugh. It's true, though. 90% of Western Krav Maga is bullshit.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by TT.x1c krav maga specially as taught in for profit school is essentially interpretive dance

    Find a jedi to teach it to you, idiot
  10. #50
    TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by aldra most people don't need to learn 28 ways to twist balls, poke eyes or attack an arab woman from behind

    krav maga teaches the best techniques to call an airstrike on a kindergarten
  11. #51
    TT.x1c Houston
    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Find a jedi to teach it to you, idiot

    jedi jitsu isn't a real martial art
  12. #52
    Originally posted by aldra to learn 28 ways to twist balls, poke eyes or attack an arab woman from behind

    Meh, where's the lie?
  13. #53
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    The pope is not catholic. I mean he says he is but he doesn't believe/live it.
  14. #54
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Applebottm Other than being a 2nd Don black belt in Tae kwon do- absolutely a No.

    What do you think?



    She’s very witty, and very girly. To look at her…, one would never presume she could/would BEAT your ass.πŸ˜‡

    But a feminist?! Hell, to the no!



    I cracked up when she sent me the lower pic… wearing a wigg πŸ˜πŸ˜…


    She’s my baby πŸ‘Ά girl of three daughters.πŸ’•

    UPDATE:

    My baby girl has a BOY crush!! Eventually- im sure, she'll be strictly dickly.
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  15. #55
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover New World Disorder

    Leftist Pope...what do you expect. No wonder so many Catholics left the church...disgusting. Next he'll support pedos and and child abusers.
  16. #56
    HTS highlight reel
    I believe it.

    God also forbade you from acting on those urges. Just like God made people with anger issues and forbade them from murdering folks. It's all still consistent really. God made every sinner.
  17. #57
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by TT.x1c krav maga specially as taught in for profit school is essentially interpretive dance

    Most studios in the US are laughable and instructors usually have worthless credentials. Students are poorly trained and some only use what they learn to commit crimes. In house training in China, Japan and Thailand are now the best if you join known institutions and with a duration of a few years. Many individuals get badly injured with obsolete training and it's a treat finding out the owner has no insurance or real certification. Also many don't do any psychological assessment or if there are any hidden medical issues.
  18. #58
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    if your God didnt want you acting on sexual urges... wouldnt he have made humans hermaphrodites? Is that what a no gender person is called?Yes?
  19. #59
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Applebottm UPDATE:

    My baby girl has a BOY crush!! Eventually- im sure, she'll be strictly dickly.

    That's good, I'm not a girl, but I think that you can't beat dick. Lesbian bed death is real.

    I was at a Druid's house yesterday and he had us summoning Mannanan to screw up the Pope's visit to Ireland. I'm OK with with that, but I suspect a lot of the anti-christian prejudice amongst neo-pagans, and in general is just them regurgitating the attitudes of jedis. Sorry, but I just don't feel like the Catholic church is oppressing me in any way apart from pushing the Big Book of jedi Bullshit upon me.
  20. #60
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Eventually Drs and society will have to admit almost all deviant behavior which usually crosses the line is a mental illness and due to genetic flaws, abnormalities created by the environment and even unknown toxins. SARS for example was a man made virus...the Chinese bought failed research from Monsanto when they tried to find a vaccine to stop bacteria growth in chickens and turned it into an agent that many times sickens only certain ethnic groups or races. Once unleashed into the general public for testing it usually gets out of control and same thing propabaly for AIDS. The strains have also mutated to the cat population and why there are so many different illnesses. The L. Pasteur Institute made it clear they are dealing with many viruses that have no origin and history and why they're most likely man made. The majority of Drs don't have time to investigate serious issues and prefer being connected to pharmaceuticals making profits from medications and chopping off body parts. The pope is the same...going with the globalists and pushing the leftist agenda. In reality globalists and radicals are mentally ill also and it's all for profit, power and domination.
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